I would have an acoustic guitar and the background be an American flag.
I would make it a reversed roll party. guys in the bunny ears and tails, woman in lounge gowns, nothing underneath.
The photo's must be in sepia, and black and white. Some of them must have a splash of color. e.g. blue eyes, or the robes collar color..etc. and their angle must be of the woman taking control over the man, to match the dress theme..
How about a kilt and loosely worn open shirt, leaning on a very large broadsword?
ooooh .... the visuals!!! nice guys ... keep them rolling in .... more please!
Sand, surf, boards, g-strings on tanned babes, volleyball nets, and a beach shower - ditch the shar pei's
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Forest setting, sword, English longbow, light armor... Fantasy novel setting.
Anything but directly behind me for the angle, though - as indicated elsewhere in the forums - I'm just short enough to appreciate the thought of being photographed from a lower angle.
I'll be the Greek God for you!
I'd use my pickup and one of my guitars as props, probably the Yamaha (sounds like shit but you'd never be able to tell that in a photograph). It doesn't matter to me what angles were used as long as they made my ass look good. And as far as clothing... wranglers, boots, and nothing else.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?