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What do you wish you could do that the opposite sex can?

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I'd love to experience and to see the world through a mans eyes. To see how men see the world. To experience the thoughts they have about people, feelings, a beautiful sight, a sunset, a competition, locker room chat. To sit at the bar, drinking a beer with your friends around you, and not talking if you don't want to talk. To experience the expectations that are thrust upon them by society and how they themselves feel they measure up.

And, to finally put an end to who has it harder; men or women.

Oh and, to be able to write my name in the snow or in the sand, pee standing up. That would be neat!
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I'd love to not have the fear and caution that women need in this world. Hubby can go anywhere and still be relatively safe, but me? There are certain neighborhoods, towns, etc where I'm not allowed to go because it simply isn't safe for a woman. I HATE that!
And yes, peeing standing up would be fun!
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would love to not have to spend 30 min trying to look just right before going out of the house!
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Become pregnant, and give birth
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Become pregnant, and give birth


I would gladly trade that in for the ability to walk in a bad neighborhood without my "protectors" wanting to yell at me for it.
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Two words:


multiple orgasms
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well I think I would like to have the confidence that an alpha male has and I think that the peeing while standing would be a plus but I would not want to give up the ability that a woman has to have multiple orgasms is better than being an alpha male


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multiple orgasms


Oh yeah, baby. I so want that!!
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Earn the same money for equal work.
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Quote by WickedShads
Two words:


multiple orgasms


Oh yeah, baby. I so want that!!


Yeah, I must admit that it's pretty awesome.
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pee in public anywhere by whipping it out...
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Earn the same money for equal work.


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Tear a mans heart out , and feed it back to him a piece at a time ,and make him like it!
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Walk into a bar without any money and walk out lit.
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Quote by eiotis123
Walk into a bar without any money and walk out lit.


LOL funny. You know, anybody relatively attractive can do that, regardless of gender. I may just be a gay bar though, lol.

I totally envy the ability to masturbate literally until you rub yourself raw.

Oh, and having nipples I could lick myself. (I think that falls under the masturbation heading)
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Act like a total selfish asshole and not give a crap!
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show a tit and get out of a speeding ticket.
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Quote by Bunny12
Act like a total selfish asshole and not give a crap!


Heh, I've known more than a few women who fit that description. And they had men slobbering all over them to be the next dumbass in line for a royal fcking-over.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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show a tit and get out of a speeding ticket.


I never flashed the cop, I just cried a little. ;)
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Walk into a car mechanic shop and not feel like I'm going to be robbed blind.
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Be assertive and be referred to as an "alpha female" not a "fucking bitch"
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Be able to say, "I'm worth it, right?" for anything.
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Quote by Bunny12
Act like a total selfish asshole and not give a crap!


I don't think that's exclusive to men
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The only one thing that I can think of is when I really need to use a public bathroom is to be able to stand and urinate...

Other than that, I can't think of anything else.
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I would love to have sex as a man. I mean to be able to FEEL whats its like to have a dick and have sex with a woman. Just to see what the big deal is....obviously its a big deal to men. LOL
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Same as Pixie but opposite. My experience is external, I have no concept of what genitals with a big hole inside me would feel like. My world is hanging externally and penetrating, I would like to experience having a pussy and being penetrated. I can only imagine it would feel so weird, but women obviously enjoy it.


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Same as Pixie but opposite. My experience is external, I have no concept of what genitals with a big hole inside me would feel like. My world is hanging externally and penetrating, I would like to experience having a pussy and being penetrated. I can only imagine it would feel so weird, but women obviously enjoy it.


Well maybe if you stopped calling it a 'big hole' you can start imagining...
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Be able to say, "I'm worth it, right?" for anything.


guys can say that too!

btw, I am worth it....sheesh!
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Quote by lexylove
Be assertive and be referred to as an "alpha female" not a "fucking bitch"




hahahaha, yeah lexy, thats unfortunant.
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Say "I don't really want to have kids." and NOT have people look at me like I'm a freak of nature. Just because I CAN propel an 8 lb human through my vag doesn't mean I necessarily WANT to.
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