I saw two babes in that room with Nick
who was able to do the one trick
of licking the pussy
of this one blonde missy
while probing the other with his dick.
Number: 26
there once was a cowboy named Dave
who found a dead whore in a cave
she smelled like a skunk
my god how it stunk
but think of the money he saved
number 33
There once was a girl with big boobs
Who liked cunnilingus and lubes
She sucked her man’s cock
‘Til he started to rock
And then rubbed his cum on her pubes!
A young man who hailed from Kent
had a cock so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
he stuck it in doubled
so instead of coming, he went.
11
From Ukraine my blonde darling was shipped
Ordered big-breasted and curvy-hipped
Delicious, smooth cunny
Cost me lots of money
But her nectar’s the sweetest I’ve sipped.
22
There once was a girl from Vancouver
Who preferred if her men didn't screw her
But she did love the taste
of their cum on her face
Which is why she could suck like a Hoover.
Number 7
There once was a trollop named Sprite
Who was a princess by birthright
She could suck on your titty
And finger your kitty
And she’d have you squirting all night.
#37 please.
There once was a lady of Lush
Who developed a serious crush
The words from his pen
Made her spasm again
As juice from her pussy would gush.
#42 please
Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 101 stories, nine micro-stories, and two poems with the following features:
* 25 Editor's Picks, 69 Recommended Reads.
* 14 competition podium places, 9 other times in the top ten.
* 20 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.
There once was a cunt in the White House
Who didn't get any from his spouse
He brought in a whore
To piss on the boar
Now Putin is laughing at the Scouse
Number 14
There was a young lady named Gabby
Who went for a trip with a cabby.
In lieu of her fare,
She fucked him with flair
By the entrance to Westminster Abbey.
69
22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
There was a woman called Lucky,
Who used dynamite to get herself fucky.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky.
And number 9 please
There once was a lady from Hitchin
Who was scratching her box in the kitchen
Her mother said "Rose
It's the pox I suppose?"
She said "Bollocks. Get on with your knitting"
Number 30
A man who fell for a maid,
Sought her out in a lovely green glade,
And made suit for her favor,
But his affection did waver,
When she said that she had to be paid.
53
I admired her legs, all the way up her skirt
My eyes traced their length with a near-leering flirt
Her returned gaze with smirk on her face
Replied with a measured, considerate grace
Get real you old bastard, you're older than dirt
87
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
There once was a red-headed lass
Who drank like a fish and smoked grass
Then one night on a dare
Some bloke came in her hair
So now she takes dick up the ass
#49
There once was a man named McGruder,
who swam with a woman in Bermuda,
she thought it was rude,
to swim in the nude,
so McGruder got ruder and screwed her
Number 50 for me please
A man who was hung like a horse
He wanted a lady of course
She smiled at her Mick
As she licked his big dick
He came in her mouth yes of course
I pick 79
I am glad that a flutter can mean so much, and be oh so powerful! Whilst I bring my own kind of chaos to those I choose to know everywhere, I do believe in Chaos theory, and I am glad that it is suggested that the fluttering wings of a butterfly can be felt the other side of the globe, it gives me hope that I can caress your soul.
There was once a wee lassie
Who was quite sassy
Who liked to play with her pussy
As she made herself cum
While she watched the guys work and flex their pecs
As its the date of my birthday I will take 6
Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"
I will take 6
Their once was a girl from Chicago.
She wanted to go to Key Largo.
But she did quiet a slip,
when she payed for the trip.
So now she is sitting in Fargo.
#62 please.
