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Stupid Human Tricks

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OCTOBER 6--Meet Jackie Knott. The Alabama woman, 37, is facing a child endangerment rap for allegedly having her teenage daughter ride in a cardboard box atop her minivan as it traveled along an interstate highway Saturday morning. Knott told cops that her 13-year-old daughter Haley was serving as a human paperweight to keep the box from falling off the vehicle (and careening down U.S. 431). While Knott explained that the box was too large to fit inside her van, it is unclear why she did not seek to simply flatten it in an effort to squeeze the box into her crowded vehicle. When stopped by cops, Knott, a Boaz, Alabama resident, noted that "the box was tied to the van with a clothes hanger," according to a police press release. That assurance did not sway cops, who arrested Knott in the shadow of a Tyson Foods poultry processing facility.
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But, Officer......it's TIED to the van!
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Wow...the shit they do in Alabama, I swear to God...
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That kid was either bawling her eyes out or having the time of her life!
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I would love to see this clothes hanger tie down strap.
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I know right! I would have at the very least used bungy cords!
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I know right! I would have at the very least used bungy cords!
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Jackie Knott...vs....Yoggi Bear....Which one is..."Smarter than the average bear"?
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Jackie isn't always looking for pic-a-nic baskets.
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Quite often it's in the presentation, wouldn't you believe it ... but worth a try ... you never know your luck ... God forbid ...

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Funny and yet NOT funny. Still trying to figure out the logic - nah, sod it and move on.
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