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Announcing our "Erotic Poetry" Competition

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nicola
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It's been a while since our poets have had the opportunity to battle it out in a competition.

With that in mind, and April being National Poetry Month, we are doing our bit to help raise awareness and appreciation of poetry, with our new "Erotic Poetry" competition.

The aim of this competition, is to show people how much of a turn on erotic / sex poems can be.

Competition Theme

Erotic poetry is concerned with the sexually diverse and alternative aspects of the genre, rather than specifically with "love" and "romance".

All poems entered, should be of an erotic / explicit / sexually orientated nature.

We want to read sexy poetry which gets us hot and bothered.

The deadline for this competition, is 21 March, World Poetry Day.

Full details here >>

Guest
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YEEEEESSSS!!!!

I'm just going to cut and paste a not-so-average-black-girl's submission, er... I mean, entry... hmm... so much innuendo.

I'll just change a word or two...

Great topic for the comp!
sprite
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YEEEEESSSS!!!!

I'm just going to cut and paste a not-so-average-black-girl's submission, er... I mean, entry... hmm... so much innuendo.

I'll just change a word or two...

Great topic for the comp!


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Nope. Arm and Hammer, unscented
Green_Man
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This looks like fun. Since I have 100 erotic poems here on Lush I sorta like writing these.

I'll have to up my game for this one, though.

I'll have to check again. I'm not sure I saw how long the poems should be.
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Nope. Arm and Hammer, unscented


I can't find that anywhere, anymore. Unscented is getting hard to find up here.

Anyhow, I may take a stab at it but no promises. My poetry leans to the romantic rather than the purely erotic as seems to be the goal in this comp, so I'm not sure how it will go.
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I'm giving a go at it, but not covering bets.
farmerroger
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I have got an idea for an entry. Will be looking forward to entering a competition for the first time. Good luck to everyone that enters may the best poem win

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I can't find that anywhere, anymore. Unscented is getting hard to find up here.

Anyhow, I may take a stab at it but no promises. My poetry leans to the romantic rather than the purely erotic as seems to be the goal in this comp, so I'm not sure how it will go.


Try Safeway, stinky
NymphWriter
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This might just get me to finally write an erotic poem for the site!
nicola
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I'll have to check again. I'm not sure I saw how long the poems should be.


However long you feel they should be, to do your thoughts and feelings justice
Green_Man
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However long you feel they should be, to do your thoughts and feelings justice


I wonder what an 'epic' erotic poem might be like to read, and to judge.
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I wonder what an 'epic' erotic poem might be like to read, and to judge.


10,000 words might still be a bit short for an epic. And are you going to write it in proper epic meter (dactylic hexameter)?
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with cock?

Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.

Just_A_Guy_You_Know
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10,000 words might still be a bit short for an epic. And are you going to write it in proper epic meter (dactylic hexameter)?


Yes! The Beowulf of blowjobs. The Chaucer of cum shots. The Odyssey of orgies. The Dante of 'doin' it.' The Milton of Muffdiving.

Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.

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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with cock?


There's quite a few. rock, jock, sock, knock, block, flock, chalk (as usually pronounced here, at least), mock, mynock (Star Wars stuff)


Or was that some kind of rhetorical question?
Jen
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Just a heads-up. I'm going to be rhyming vagina with angina in my "Heart Attack" poem, so don't no-one go stealing that now
sprite
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Just a heads-up. I'm going to be rhyming vagina with angina in my "Heart Attack" poem, so don't no-one go stealing that now


does it take place in China? smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

nicola
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does it take place in China? smile


Or ...

Burquette
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Maybe.... South Carolina?

Jen
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In a Chinatown diner in South Carolina
She showed me her vagina
It hit me like a shot of angina

This thing is writing itself!
sprite
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I could almost rap that (but won't).


for which we are all thankful for

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Verbal
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In a Chinatown diner in South Carolina
She showed me her vagina
It hit me like a shot of angina

This thing is writing itself!


I'd never seen nothin' fina'
So I lead her to the reclina'
And there I performed sixty-nina!
RumpleForeskin
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Jen wrote:
In a Chinatown diner in South Carolina
She showed me her vagina
It hit me like a shot of angina

This thing is writing itself!


Then Verbal wrote: I'd never seen nothin' fina'
So I lead her to the reclina'
And there I performed sixty-nina!

Me, I'm typing: And all this time I thought my 'There once was a man from Nantucket' work had a chance in the contest. ;)

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nicola
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Jen wrote:
In a Chinatown diner in South Carolina
She showed me her vagina
It hit me like a shot of angina

This thing is writing itself!


Then Verbal wrote: I'd never seen nothin' fina'
So I lead her to the reclina'
And there I performed sixty-nina!

Me, I'm typing: And all this time I thought my 'There once was a man from Nantucket' work had a chance in the contest. ;)




You need to think outside the bucket Mr. Rumple!
RumpleForeskin
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She Who Must Be Obeyed wrote:
You need to think outside the bucket Mr. Rumple!

Me, I typed: I suppose that means my alternative entry, another moving salute to self-gratification that begins: There once was a young man from Kent..., isn't just not outside the bucket but deep Inside the septic tank. (sigh)

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
avrgblkgrl
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Oh my, I’m so excited about this!! I don’t know if I’ll submit, but we have such a great group of sexy poetry writers here. And, I’m partial. This is going to be...shall I say it...EPIC.

Doing a happy dance...


? A True Story ?
NymphWriter
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
Oh my, I’m so excited about this!! I don’t know if I’ll submit, but we have such a great group of sexy poetry writers here. And, I’m partial. This is going to be...shall I say it...EPIC.

Doing a happy dance...




Well shit! If you enter we all know who will win becasue you are just SHIT HOT when it comes to writing poetry.