How would you like to be the insurance company that has the Product Liability Insurance for the robot sex doll?
Law Suite 1
"Your honor...I didn't know if I fell asleep with it still plugged into my vagina I'd wake up and no clit left" she said in the court room.
Law Suite 2
"Your honor...I didn’t warn me if I converted it to 220v from 110v it would turn my balls into...how did Bing sing it…..oh yes…Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" he said in the witness stand.
Law Suite 3
"Your honor...she's just a fucking doll, literally! A...F U C K I N G D O L L! Explain to me again, how does she get half my shit!" he said in Divorce Court.
Law Suite 4
Who want to take a swing at the next one.....
LMAO. Law suit 3 was my fave.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
I can't wait for the future! It's going to get sticky.