I've been chatting for the last 19 months with this woman in Mendoza. She is a breeder of the rare Andes Mountain Spider Schnauzers. They are a crossbreed of the wire-haired, authoritative looking little German dogs that the Nazis imported to that part of the world after WWII, and the East Andes WolffeSpider. The spider genes apparently over-power the wirey haired Schnauzer tendencies to the point where they resemble pygmy Labrador Retrievers with TWELVE legs. At least that's what my good friend in Mendoza tells me.
My question is, should I travel there on a special package through A Foreign Affair and meet my friend and actually reside in the foothills of the Andes Mountains with my spider dog (since they cannot be exported to America). I could take advantage of her expertise and maybe even more if she likes me. I'm not getting any younger.
Or do you think she's been feeding me some half truths or whole untruths about this very rare breed of animal, or maybe I should just get myself an Arizona Tarantula and a real Schnauzer here in the U.S.A. and try to breed them myself and not worry about trying to smuggle one in from Argentina? At this point I'm willing to try almost anything.
Please advice at your leisure.
Constant Gardener
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