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Why I hate LYFBUZ

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Her Royal Spriteness
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#1) he eats bacon.

#2) he's canadian. 'nuff said.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Troublemaker
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3) his avatar is shite
4) and his stories seem to be the work of a drunken monkey using a typewriter with missing keys
Lurker
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Poor Lybuz! LMAO

We all adore you, but love giving you a hard time.
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Personally, I'd say sprite's number 2 is a positive but I may be biased. * walks away whistling "O Canada" *

(also, her two points are redundant, since being Canadian and eating bacon more or less go hand in hand)
Unfuckwithable
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Quote by Smoocher


Careful now ... "he's a little drip" ...

AND he's under a lot of "pressure" here...

IF he becomes a "has been" from all this attention...

Then that contributes to making him an "EX-SPURT"



You had to work hard for that one
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
Her Royal Spriteness
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I adore lyfbuz


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Troublemaker
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Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


Ahhhh.... the elegance that is browncoffee; her extraordinary writing talent exceeded only by her stunning beauty and magical charm that leaves me so frequently breathless. Could there be a sweeter ache than this unrequited anticipation?
The Linebacker
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Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


Quit trying to be nice to the Canadians. Eh!

They are a sneaky bunch. Just wait until you get a hold of one of their scratch 'n sniff Maple Leaf flags.

Lyfbuz wears this shirt everyday!

Mana wahine
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He won't have sex with me. Even after I offered to pour Maple Syrup over myself he still refused.
Active Ink Slinger
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Quote by Lauradj
He won't have sex with me. Even after I offered to pour Maple Syrup over myself he still refused.


I can not imagine many poorer sexual lubricants. BTW, I have met damn few Lushies who I hate. Being Canadian is not a prerequisite for that.
Raised on Blackroot
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Well. I hate everyone. So specia he is not.
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Well. I hate everyone. So specia he is not.


whaaaaat? even... me?
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Ahhhh.... the elegance that is browncoffee; her extraordinary writing talent exceeded only by her stunning beauty and magical charm that leaves me so frequently breathless. Could there be a sweeter ache than this unrequited anticipation?


The man is a saint.
Forum Kan-Guru
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Bacon is awesome, I quite like Canadians (they voted for Trudeau, while Americans... um, didn't) and I don't really know LYFBUZ. But I'll add one more reason to hate him.

Tolstoy.

'nuff said...
Her Royal Spriteness
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you're seriously missing the whole point here... *sighs and shakes head sadly*

WIHLB - he's better looking that me.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Unfuckwithable
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you're seriously missing the whole point here... *sighs and shakes head sadly*

WIHLB - he's better looking that me.


I wouldn't go that far
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by noll
Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


what point, Dork? I mean duck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Troublemaker
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If I may respond to my detractors and there are many:
IAMLOVE
Seeker: another clever Canadian, and speaking of redundancy does ‘non-Sprite’ cancel out ‘real Sprite’?
Smoocher: with those puns he can replace Ron McLean on Hockey Night in Canada(HNIC), cute puppy though
Buz: Seeker? Make a note, we will have to do something about that Buz character, he may be on to us;
Browncoffee:
Lauradj: you wouldn’t let me use my hockey stick
69kisses96: sometimes sticky is good
MadMartigan: Fargo? That’s like the Canadian Arctic but no cute polar bears
PhilU: A kangaroo? Are you not familiar with cute koalas?
Apptobebad: perhaps she has seen the error of her ways, I remain hopeful
Sprite: actually extraordinarily pretty but for once she is right, I am prettier. And taller.
Noll: who wants some roast duck?

"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Quote by sprite


what point, Dork? I mean duck.


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Noll: who wants some roast duck?


Delici...picable!


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by noll


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.


No worries.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Unfuckwithable
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Can we get back on topic, now you two have settled your love affair?

This is all aboot hating that Canadian Lyfbuz. I know, I am torn on the matter.....
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
Troublemaker
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Quote by apptobebad
Can we get back on topic, now you two have settled your love affair?

This is all aboot hating that Canadian Lyfbuz. I know, I am torn on the matter.....



Torn like this?