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The Legend of Spritecus

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The Linebacker
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The Legend of Spritecus

There was an epic warrior,
in the far northern reaches, she lived.
Despite shortness of stature,
her long blonde hair and twinkly blue eyes,
accentuated her rare beauty,
that was only exceeded by her fierceness in battle.

Her days as tribal dominatrix,
were finally ended by her capture,
after a monumental battle,
by an invading Roman Legion.
She was subdued and chained,
brought to Rome she was.

The Latins put her in the Arena.
As a gladiator she achieved fame.
Whether man or beast,
she bested them all.
Even the Emperor called her by name.
Patrician or Plebeian, they all cheered, “Spritecus!”

Then one day they scheduled a match.
Spritecus they said, will take on a Greek.
Defiantly she screamed and protested,
“Not in my virgin shiny heinie!”
That’s not what we mean they said.
She heard them not and struck them all.

Having stripped the Romans of their togas,
they were naked, cold, and ashamed,
while Spritecus fled the Arena for Vesuvius.
The Romans begged the Emperor for retribution.
The citizens screamed, “Sieze her!” Seize her!”
The Emperor thought that had a nice ring to it.

Undeterred, Spritecus freed the slaves,
with gladiators for an army, she led,
at the foot of Mount Vesuvius.
But Spritecus’ army finally met defeat.
When confronted by their captors seeking Spritecus,
Buzitecus stood and yelled, “I am Spritecus.”

The captured all pointed at Buzeticus, “Tis she!”
Despite his hairy chest, beard, and long of the dong,
Buzitecus was dragged away by the Legions.
But not before Spritecus thanked Buzeticus,
with a kiss and “It was good while it lasted, stud.”
She escaped while making a curse of revenge upon,
the mountain of Vesuvius to consume the Latins by fire.

Her legendary name grew in fame.
She slipped away to the Far East,
discovering a potion, she became immortal,
learned the secrets of martial arts,
and became a short order fry cook.
Achieving great feats like climbing the Himalayas
and inventing the egg roll.

Spritecus then crossed the great sea
whilst riding a surfboard
and getting tattooed in Hawaii.
She arrived in the Americas,
even before the Vikings,
in the land of the Raiders and the A’s.

Years later in the Wild Wild West,
Spritecus founded a saloon franchise chain and invented go go dancing,
She’d never heard if the potion, she sent to Buzitecus,
upon his escape from the Latins had been received,
That is until a notorious vacationer, Buz Holiday from Georgia
sashayed though the door of her Go Go Saloon.

Spritecus lives even today,
rumor has it that she writes,
stories of butterfly beaches,
and limericks in the stalls of mens bathrooms,
living in the land grunge rock and coffee,
again a dominatrix giving out spankings.

By Buzitecus, Buz Holiday, Buz Bono (does this mean it's a collaboration? haha)


Her Royal Spriteness
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lol - i'm not even sure what to say, other than i'm either flattered, embarrassed, or naked out in your back yard hoping you'll check under my hood. take your pick.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

The Linebacker
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I check 'All of the Above'. I think we should put some big wheels and tires on that truck.
Sensual Hobgoblin
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Good grief Charlie Brown... err... Buz Bono, what you you done now? Lucy must have pulled that football away from you again. I guess fallin on your head makes you even more clever than usual. I'll check the "5" and "RR" boxes.

A new one and an oldie. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/erica-luca-the-legend-2 Is the new one. A super story full of great sex, with a supernatural twist, that will hold your interest (so I'm told).

Then, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/the-emerald-lagoon An Editor's Pick from a comp a couple of years ago.

If you enjoy either, please comment. My ego needs a boost, ha! Thanks.

Rainbow Warrior
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Vivat Spritecus! Is Rome burning?
Story Verifier
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I am Spritecus!
Rainbow Warrior
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Quote by Smoocher
This is WONDERFUL writing and composition ... not like a recently boasted about drivel concerning an overgrown dead rat squshed in the road.



OOooooo, you're gonna be roadkill when Spritecus sees this! ...I'm gonna go tell her!
Troublemaker
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This is awesome Buz; finally the truth comes out!

This is Spritecus!




Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Smoocher
This is WONDERFUL writing and composition ... not like a recently boasted about drivel concerning an overgrown dead rat squshed in the road.


you're just jealous of my talent, old man.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Awesome Lady
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Quote by Smoocher
This is WONDERFUL writing and composition ... not like a recently boasted about drivel concerning an overgrown dead rat squshed in the road.


Now I know you don't want to bring the wrath of Spritecus down upon your head. But I have t admit Buz knocked this one outta the park.
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As the proud holder of a BA in classics, I endorse Buz's poem. It is utterly and completely historically accurate in its portrayal of the famous revolt of Spritecus.zD1MirKiEjUHqNlq


Well,not really, but I love it all the same.