Damp Toe Nail
Doesn't seem very scary unless it gets infected.
Damp Armpit. Hardly scary, really, unless it's damp because fear made you break out in a sweat.
(And WTF? "Month of when you was making a birth of yourself" is the most weirdly awkward attempt at bad English I've seen since ... well, since I left the mod team.)
juicy pencil.... good lord LOL
LOL. Larry the Nostril Head??