Delivery Experiences

Lurker

0 likes 14 Jul 2017

Hi guys, not sure if there is one like this but I'm a pizza delivery guy and I wondered if you have any experiences of being either side of the front door and what they are! Funny, sexual, awkward or even horrible! Throw them in; I wanna hear them!

sprite

Her Royal Spriteness

0 likes 14 Jul 2017

*cue 70s porn music*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Guest

Lurker

0 likes 14 Jul 2017

I was just curious because I've had a few haha
If your comment was a joke I missed it completely haha

kylie_kained

Detention Seeker

0 likes 14 Jul 2017

Quote by sprite
*cue 70s porn music*

Nicely put Sprite but here's something that happened yesterday to me I was expecting a fragile parcel the guy rang the bell but was gone by the time I reached the door. I then received 3 mails telling me they were sorry I was not in, the 2nd was they were going to deliver again that day, the 3rd it had been delivered but still no parcel. I went to hang out my washing only to find it had been thrown over the back gate. Luckily it was still intact I know it wasn't carefully placed in the garden as my rotty was out there the whole time. The mails all arrived together and it was less than 4 mins after by doorbell rang!

Guest

Lurker

0 likes 15 Jul 2017

Mailmen don't often stick around with packages and it really annoys me! I was on a delivery a few weeks ago and this girl popped her head out the window across the street and when I finished chatting with the customer she asked me if I wanted to make a pizza boy porno!

kylie_kained

Detention Seeker

0 likes 15 Jul 2017

I once asked my girl in the sandwich bar if she would make me an alligator sandwich then I said can you make it snappy I'm rushed

Guest

Lurker

0 likes 15 Jul 2017

I hope she made some snappy remark back?!