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What's the name of your penis?

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I'll start...

Monster Sword
laura
Mana wahine
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Mine is named Ping.
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Quote by Lauradj
Mine is named Ping.


Hey, that was specifically not one of the choices!
laura
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Quote by Ping


Hey, that was specifically not one of the choices!


Calm down Monster Sword. Mine is apparently man tube.
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Quote by Lauradj


Calm down Monster Sword. Mine is apparently man tube.


So then, you admit it. You are an asshole!
laura
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Quote by Ping


So then, you admit it. You are an asshole!


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Mine is Monster Destroyer smile
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Quote by heidi
Mine is Monster Destroyer smile


Of course it is
69Kisses96
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Dangling Pole. I actually did give my penis a name years ago. Fred.
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OMG... Those last two were hilarious!!

Fred, said it best.
PunkyCalam
Punkarama
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Long steak..WTF..yep double checked that one Long Steak..
PhilU
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Well, holding to the idea that my lush name is accurate and not just an attempt at a cheap pun, then I have a Pussy Hammer!
lynnwitt
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I think the idea is to pick a name from the table in the first post, isn't it? In that case, and given that the penis I 'possess' is attached to my hubby, it would be "Sex Steak". Hm.... not bad.... smile
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if i had one it seems it would be named "monster sword"
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Quote by kiera
If I had one it would be Love Stick lol

Hey babes


good morning my sexy babes
ginger86
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only bad thing about these kinds of threads. you post once and the game is dead because your reply will always be the same, unless your name happens to change somehow.
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Quote by ginger86
only bad thing about these kinds of threads. you post once and the game is dead because your reply will always be the same, unless your name happens to change somehow.


Yes, but still fun once...smile

Ivanka Simkiewisz

Ok, so my new strappy name for the day is...

...I - Bear...S - Meat...



Hi Ginger... ...smile...grrrowwwl
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Gaint Sword
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Still... Monster Sword
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Quote by Sugarbaby2017
The name of my penis is... "Jonathan"


I hear he is such a dick



SugarBaby would be... Giant Sword, if you had one. I suggest you purchase the strap on variety
to validate that moniker
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Never really had to name him because I never had to call him...he always seems to be right there when I need him!
adele
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I don't have a penis...