You are hairy ass dandruff
I'll have to think of some more. lol
Thou art but a foul vapour of diseas'd air that sullies the lungs that breath it
You're like a bottle; empty from the neck up!
(About a city or other location)
If God wanted to give the earth an enema, _____ is where he'd put it.
You are a stain on the underpants of humanity.
AWESOME thread!
Leaky fuck-bucket.
Your breath is a hurricane of sweaty beer farts.
Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.
You are a North Korean military parade of vagina.
Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.
Urm... look at your own rules?
No.. Vulgarity does not automatically qualify.. To me, when I really want to insult the hell out of someone, I verbally charicacher them. Like a dumbass hippie or granola bar, who's obviously been smoking too much, I call him "Boons farm" or "Birkenstock" or "Rainman"... a snarky nerd.. I might call say, "Hey Harry Potter" or what ever impression I get from the target.. something subtle that you can say in public that they may not even catch at first.. but anyone within ear shot who has half a brain might catch the reference.
Your mother should have swallowed you when she had the chance!
Your face is like a bag of spanners!
You say you use your Smartphone everyday, and yet you're not getting any smarter.
Your father is a nihilistic car wash repair man, and your mother is nothing but an algebraic abstraction, you quivering tub of vomitous popcorn.
Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.
Here's a few favorites ...
You have delusions of adequacy.
I don't know what makes you so dumb, but its working
Sometimes I wonder if your butt is jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth.
There is a fine line between sarcasm or just being an asshole
I would insult you back but Mother Natures has already done such a fine job, I just couldn't compete.
I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet
If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
The fact that jellyfish survived for 650 million years with no brains is good news for stupid people like you
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse
I wish we could be better strangers.
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