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Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard

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thegamer
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Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard
sprite
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Stop wearing jeans. problem solved. i know, i'm amazing, right?

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SereneProdigy
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My practical and efficient disposition would advise you to avoid extraneous words and simply use stripped-down sentences regarding whatever it is you wish to express.

There, I'm feeling generous:

"I have a big cock and it's hard."
SereneProdigy
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Stop wearing jeans. problem solved. i know, i'm amazing, right?


You didn't just advise a horny newcomer to parade around without his pants?

Sprite...
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
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Most jeans have zippers or buttons in front. Just undo them and let it hang out. Why do I have to think of everything?
Nikki703
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Get bigger jeans!



naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
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I have a large pair of scissors that will soon solve your problem.

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kylie_kained
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Wear a bag of ice tied around it with a skirt
Melissa999
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The tone of some of these threads is pathetic and utterly pointless bullshit.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


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samg61
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Make a time machine - go back in time and have your mom mate with a irish man. It worked from my mom and me
Dani
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Submitting this thread for Lush canonization.

I know it's early in the game, but I know a classic when I see it.

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LaylaJune
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Quote by Dani
Submitting this thread for Lush canonization.

I know it's early in the game, but I know a classic when I see it.



On the mantle, right next to the clit-fart thread
Dani
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Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard


If your erection persists for more than 4 hours, call the number on the back of the box.

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Guest
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I wonder where he keeps his brains!!
69Kisses96
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I wonder where he keeps his brains!!


Now that could be the opposite problem there.
SummerLeigh
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Like when you try to scratch your ankle and you end up scratching your penis. That must suck balls. Well, assuming someone can get at them.
simplyjohn
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Strap it to your waist.
Annamagique
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If you must keep a cock in your jeans then you should allow it room to breathe and wander freely.
Obviously you didn't and now it is dead which is probably why it has gone hard. I believe the technical term is Rigor Mortis.
Don't worry though, it will soften in time and you will be able to pluck it.
Unless, of course it smells, in which case it has begun to decompose and you should remove it from your jeans immediately and dispose of the carcass.

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Guest
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It is because of the cock who wanted to become a bull. You know, just like a cock and bull story.
Verbal
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I feel your pain.
simplyjohn
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Quote by Annamagique
If you must keep a cock in your jeans then you should allow it room to breathe and wander freely.
Obviously you didn't and now it is dead which is probably why it has gone hard. I believe the technical term is Rigor Mortis.
Don't worry though, it will soften in time and you will be able to pluck it.
Unless, of course it smells, in which case it has begun to decompose and you should remove it from your jeans immediately and dispose of the carcass.

You see? I can write crap too!


Thats Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!... likely explaination however smile.
Guest
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Ok ok so your HUNG for a field mouse.... bwahaha
Cattywolf
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Let's amputate.
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PhilU
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Quote by Dani


If your erection persists for more than 4 hours, call the number on the back of the box.


Actually, depending on the cause, a guy should be seeking medical attention at the four hour mark, as permanent scarring can occur. So, OP, take your issue to the emergency room (wearing loose pants if that's easier). They can treat it for you, quite possibly by ""aspiration of blood from the corpus cavernosum" (hint: that involves a big needle in your "big cock"). Then you should be able to wear jeans comfortably again.

You're welcome.
elizabethblack
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A few ideas:

#1 - just hold it



#2 work at reducing it, but be careful not to cut off anything really important



#3 Have it relocated




#4 Don't worry about it - it will find it's way