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There's one I call a No-gasm. It's when you're nearly there. It's gonna be awesome. And then, all of a sudden, without any thunderous pleasure, you're post-orgasm. Ugh.

There's also the Oops-gasm. It's where you don't really think you're going to get anywhere and there's almost no build. Then, suddenly...coming. I had an ex-boy who oops-gasmed occasionally.

Along the same lines, there's the Gotta-get-a-gasm (Say that fast!) when foreplay is not necessary and orgasm happens almost as soon as stimulation.

Do you have any names for orgasms or orgasm-types? If not, want to make up some?
sprite
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I always get Burque-gasms when reading your stories.

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I always get Burque-gasms when reading your stories.


Ooo! I LIKE that one!
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Slow-gasm - you build and build and build and build and somehow, finally, eventually, an orgasm happens but it takes a lot of patience.
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Related closely to the snore-gasm, I suspect. You fall asleep long before you actually climax.

Kiera

Then there's the Roar-gasm, which comes on so strong you sound like a lion.
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Well, then, there HAS to be a More-gasm. Where the first one just doesn't take the edge off.

Hi Kiera!
browncoffee
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How about the whoregasm? Makes a client think they've actually pleasured you. Lol.
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What do you call it when your legs are totally useless after an intense orgasm?
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Or a floor-gasm, for those times you just can't make it to the bed?
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What do you call it when your legs are totally useless after an intense orgasm?


A no-go-gasm? ('cause you ain't going anywhere) ;)
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A no-go-gasm? ('cause you ain't going anywhere) ;)


the oh-no-gasm, when you think you're keeping yourself successfully on the edge, but you fail?
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the score-gasm, when you go out specifically looking to get laid, and you do...

the outdoor-gasm (self-explanatory)

the chore-gasm, when you haven't had sex in a while, and don't really want it, but you know your partner will get increasingly whiny...

the matador-gasm, when you go into bullfighting just because you know it will help get you laid...

This is fun. I should stop, because I could be here all night...
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Shore-gasm, making love on the beach!
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Well, then, there HAS to be a More-gasm. Where the first one just doesn't take the edge off.

Hi Kiera!


Yes there is, it's called the Multi Gasm. The way mine happens is the build up to the first orgasmic explosion. As it almost subsides another wave begins. This one peaks a little higher than the first one. Then again just before it subsides a third wave of orgasmic bliss begins and peaks even higher. It is usually on the third or forth wave that I begin to squirt. Three to four waves is most common with me, but I have had up to six waves then squirt.

It is really great to be with Hubbie, Steven, or one of my other regular fuck buddies, We know each other so well. Which buttons to push and when. What to say and when, etc, etc. Often Hubbie will offers me to guys at the swing club that are total strangers. That rush alone is an Almost Gasm.

Some are not great lovers, even though they will tell you they are. But the club's atmosphere, being offered to a stranger, and having an audience watch as I service him is enough to replace his quick attempt at foreplay. So when he fucks me it will trigger a good orgasm. If he begins to slow down while I'm in the middle of my first wave, I will begin to scream, "NO, DON'T STOP, DON"T STOP, FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARDER, YES, YES FUCK ME HARDER."

Then we get a compounded name, as Sneeker4, you big handsome gorilla you, mentioned a Roar Gasm. When combined with the need for a Multi Gasm, it becomes a Roaring-Multi Gasm.

There is also the Grandest Gasm. When the orgasms are so intense, strong and long lasting that you almost or do pass out.

Brandie
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Oral-Gasm the moment you swallow his joy juices
Verbal
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Slow-gasm. One of those slow-building but ultimately epic orgasms.

Glow-gasm. So intense you and your partner glow afterward.

Flo-gasm. An orgasm from fantasizing about that extremely annoying spokes-woman from the Progressive insurance commercials.

Throw-gasm. So wild you end up throwing out your back. Familiar to us older members of Lush. smile
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Oral-Gasm the moment you swallow his joy juices


I have those two!!! Do you cum when giving a blow job without any other stimulation. That might make a good forum question.

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Yes there is, it's called the Multi Gasm. The way mine happens is the build up to the first orgasmic explosion. As it almost subsides another wave begins. This one peaks a little higher than the first one. Then again just before it subsides a third wave of orgasmic bliss begins and peaks even higher. It is usually on the third or forth wave that I begin to squirt. Three to four waves is most common with me, but I have had up to six waves then squirts.

It is really great to be with Hubbie, Steven, or one of my other regular fuck buddies, as we know each other well. Often Hubbie will offers me to guys at the swing club. Some are not that great of a lover. The club atmosphere, being offered to a stranger, and having an audience watch as I service him is enough to trigger a great orgasm. If he begins to slow down while I'm in the middle of my first wave, I will begin to scream, "NO DON'T STOP, DON"T STOP, FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARDER, YES, YES FUCK ME HARDER."

Then we get a compounded name. A Roaring-Multi Gasm.

Brandie


OMG...I want to live one of your memories. I wouldn't have the moxie to live it out in real life but I would love to have the experience.... and the orgasm (s).
Burquette
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How about an Our-gasm. When you come at the same time as your partner!
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Throw-gasm. So wild you end up throwing out your back. Familiar to us older members of Lush. smile


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The bore-gasm, when you're fucking my ex-wife (For a moment, I thought I hurt her - she MOVED)!
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How about the whoregasm? Makes a client think they've actually pleasured you. Lol.


AKA, the Faked-for-Funds-Gasm. ;)
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Ooo! I LIKE that one!


I like the one that gives them to her, so there! Garlands to you too, for the terrific avatars!
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How about the Thor-gasm, when you're pretending to be your favourite Marvel character? No? Might just be me then
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How about the Thor-gasm, when you're pretending to be your favourite Marvel character? No? Might just be me then


It's not just you. I would love a Thor-gasm.

Hi Phil

How about a Super-gasm? The one's everybody has when they are fantasising about Henry Cavill?
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I like the one that gives them to her, so there! Garlands to you too, for the terrific avatars!




From me to you!
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For the multiple-achievers among us... the four-gasm?
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I've always been fond of the CAR-gasm.

That's when you can't wait to get home, pull into a parking lot and get each other off (by whatever means appropriate).

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