I tried anal sex once and will never do it again. OUCH!
I dont mind a bit of thrusting but dont put your hand on the top of my head and push down when I'm sucking you off.... big NO!!
Indeed I don't like a forcing hand on my head while Im doing something I enjoy.
It feels more like the man is trying to kill you than to get pleasure. (Just ask to get in deeper and it will be eventually.)
DO tell me when you're about to cum
DON'T then assume I want to wear it on my face- ask first!
Do use astroglide when going anal.
Do not ask, 'Are you done?'
Do swallow.
DON'T try to force her, I agree, let me, er, have my head as it were and I'll take very good care of you, I promise.
DON'T leap into bed without checking with your partner first! (see my true story)
DON'T smirk if your partner does something dorky, you may piss her off. One night early in the relationship I had bought a new outfit at Victoria's Secret and was excited to wear it for him. I put it on and presented myself as seductively as I could. He pointed and laughed because while I had the outfit just right, the tube socks I'd neglected to remove sort of lessened the impact. His smartass behavior led to a rapid dismissal from my bedroom. Sadly, I was weak. While I attempted to make him sleep on the couch, I lasted a whole 30 minutes before I ravaged him on the couch, however, he learned not to laugh at me at certain times.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
After attempting in vain to gain entry, DON'T coyly ask, "Oh were you not ready?"
DO help me get ready, and not just a few licks before you say, "It's my turn".
Ling
It is only fun but you both must be ready for it!!!!!
DO caress.
DON'T stop loving.
Don't just lay there as if you are paralysed. Only exception is the paralyse from pleasure. If that's the case don't forget the sounds.
Do tell how you feel about what I do. Encourage or stop, or change the flow of the river!
Don't, Don't DO NOT EVER TRY TO PUT THAT FINGER INTO MY ANUS! I will break it and improvise it as a vibrator for yourself so that you can please yourself in the dark 3 feet cube hole I bury you in for the rest of your life... Wow... Is that really me? Ok.. Calming... Just... dont even take it close.
Don't change your voice and act like a child.
Do rake my back with your nails when you feel like. It's in fact a pride to carry those scars. And bite too. Not extremely hard, but not just landing teeth either.
Do:
- Encourage me when I do something right (most women don't come with a user's manual).
- Look me in the eyes when you are aroused.
- Feel free to make noises; it's a turn-on for me as well.
Don't:
- Switch positions every two minutes; if it's working for you, then savor it.
- Wring my member like a washcloth (either during or after).
- Be afraid to sweat; it's extraordinarily sexy.
- Worry about whether I'm enjoying it; I promise you I am.
Oh, and I second the finger thing as well - it's highly overrated.
Remember "no" can mean "yes". And "yes" can mean "no" or more likely "if I must"
It's important a guy gets the right meanings - don't just guess. It's very simple.
"ooh no" Would be a definate "yes"
"NO" - is "no". But try again harder because it could be a "Yes NO" and not a "No NO"
"NO NO NO" - Is definately "no" - Please respect that.
See how easy it is. There's no excuse. (that means no).
anal is fun
[wife likes it take my time lick hole if needed
never hurt ,
making love is great]
fcukgin is awesome
Always make each other cum like crazy and anything goes to get there consenting adults can do ANYTHING!
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off! no farting while we are going down on you...
never ever call someone elses name out
If all you REALLY want to do is 'snuggle' then JUST snuggle because if you wrap your fingers around the beastie and wake him up then he is going to WANT tyo be fed
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
I am amazed I got to be as old as I am
1st Topic lol
