Hey, how's it going? Did you make sure they couldn't hear us?
Let me guess, the dragon is part of the F-BEE-I?
are there 'freedom-haters' in here? i better start seeing some Republican membership cards or we're gettin' you lefties down to gitmo!
Psst.. people... I think I figured it out... It's really, really a conspiracy, but that thing dates back.. much more than you can imagine...
So let me tell you everything, from the "beginning."
There was nothing at first, nothing to describe, not even space, and nothing to take as a referance point. Suddenly something was introduced, and interacting with "nothing" it all blew up to a swirling dust of cloud in the universe, enlarging faster than light.
It became slower, and the dust particles that were going to form our universe began to gather in large quantities, still rotating and swirling. It kept this way for about a million or so years...
[thud!]
*cough*
I know nothing about it...
I've seen a lot of those.
They never landed on the moon in '69 either. It was all done on a sound stage.
The Obama Administration will be handing out the grey jumpsuits soon, so be patient. If yours doesn't fit, then go see the Board of Wardrobe Adjustment...after a 5 month wait, they will hear your grievance. Expect a decision sent to your government housing unit within 6-8 months after that.
does the czar title come with a funny Russian hat? If not I'm not interested.
On the other hand, the 'Czar's don't have to be vetted by congress like nominees do....which would be my only chance at a gubmit role with Obama...no wonder he's handing out czar scepters...it's easier than dealing with what's left of the republicans.