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How far do you shoot?

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When you ejaculate.

45 votes remaining
I shoot blanks (2 votes) 4%
Inches (23 votes) 51%
Feet (14 votes) 31%
Meters (4 votes) 9%
Miles (0 votes) 0%
I can jump puddles (0 votes) 0%
I can make puddles (3 votes) 7%
If I was in you I'd shoot you to the moon (7 votes) 16%
A trickle (4 votes) 9%
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Yeah, to the Moon Princess smile
St_Crispins_Day
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Depends on how long I've built the pressure for. A quick tug and I'll shoot a few inches. If I've built it up long and hard, I can easily shoot a a foot and a half to 2 feet.
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Sholbin83
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it depends how long between cums. if i havnt cum for a few days i can spurt about two feet. if i cum recently its ony an inch or two.
lynnwitt
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Oh, this is just too funny, I mean, this is so scientifically interesting...... smile

Of course, we have to adjust all these to STP (standard temperature and pressure) as with any pressure differential operation.

And, we need to take into consideration gravitational influences which are affected by not only elevation, but also tidal forces. The latter, of course, cums into play for the eighth answer.

Now, should adjustments be made for latitude? That is, to allow for the surface speed of the earth at any given point?

Certainly wind speed and direction relative to the, um, operator should be factors.

And, we also need to ensure that we're discussing true horizontal displacement as opposed to distance down a slope.
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Oh, this is just too funny, I mean, this is so scientifically interesting...... smile

Of course, we have to adjust all these to STP (standard temperature and pressure) as with any pressure differential operation.

And, we need to take into consideration gravitational influences which are affected by not only elevation, but also tidal forces. The latter, of course, cums into play for the eighth answer.

Now, should adjustments be made for latitude? That is, to allow for the surface speed of the earth at any given point?

Certainly wind speed and direction relative to the, um, operator should be factors.

And, we also need to ensure that we're discussing true horizontal displacement as opposed to distance down a slope.



Elevation of the ejaculation is a factor as well. I assume this ajudges everyone based on ejaculation at sea level.
Quote by Freddie Mercury
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday grow and never die
I can fly
The show must go on.
coffeekid63
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Okay I messed up and hit meters, instead of feet , I average a foot or so but my personal best would fall in the meter category. The first shot hit the wall behind our bed and the next two landed on my face and neck, my wife can verify. She found it hilarious by the way..
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Age and illnesses are certainly factors as well. In my youth it was always well over a foot. But now, after vasectomy and diabetes, only a short spurt and then a dribble.
69Kisses96
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How far is it from the south rim of the Grand Canyon to the canyon floor?
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Excellent thread lol


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trinket
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Yes, I have noticed a great number of them have gone shy all of a sudden and I'm not sure why. Is it a thing like "size doesn't matter"? Is there some kind of stigma attached to only being able to trickle or inches? I may have stumbled onto some secret men's business here...
hopp3r
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It's inconsistent in force and distance to say the least. There have been times that I've shot 'blanks' (little to nothing came out) and times I've hit myself in the chin while sitting up. A number of factors are at play (how turned on I am, how long it's been, how I've been feeling, what I've been eating, what I've been drinking, etc) but on average it's between a foot and a trickle, usually around several inches.

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lynnwitt
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Quote by 69Kisses96
How far is it from the south rim of the Grand Canyon to the canyon floor?


Hence the notation regarding normalization to horizontal distance.....
PhilU
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I'm not clear whether you're after an average, or a maximum? Of course, when going for a record, I might have to analyze the optimal angle of launch (allowing for air resistance)...in a vacuum it should be 45 degrees, but I'm not into vacuum cleaners. Or the absence of air, for that matter. For a discus (in air), it's around 35 degrees, but for golf balls it's more like 15 degrees (because of the back spin apparently, which I don't think I can manage somehow). I may be over thinking this.

I guess it might be one of those sporting events where a sex ban beforehand helps. Oh, and somehow I'll have to stop all those women getting in the way when trying to measure a new record....
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It depends a lot on how long it has been since my last cum and how aroused I am, but these days, it's pretty much "inches". If I'm lucky. sad When I was younger, I did manage to hit my neck and even face while stroking off lying prone but not all the time.
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I shoot for NASA.
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I know a girl who knew a guy who shot himself in the eye once I guess it doesn't matter how far you can shoot if your aim is way off.

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I've been shot in the eye a few times! ~Stings~ What the hell do they put in that stuff that burns your eye like that??
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Just far enough to get me in some sort of trouble...
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Emerson501
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Quote by kiera
I guess it doesn't matter how far you can shoot if your aim is way off.


I agree that accuracy is far more important. I practice in my spare time with little targets set up all over my house. I've been focusing on bank shots recently.CJfM5oGUnTWOMy6b
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simplyjohn
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I am a dribbler... used to be able to hit the ceiling (noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... it wasnt a low one!) but these things change when you reach 30.
Piper71
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Hit the ceiling fan from the bed once.
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
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We should get points for artistry. Like if you could sign your name (I could probably manage the first letter at least).

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Quote by kiera
I know a girl who knew a guy who shot himself in the eye once


I may have done that once.

Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.

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If I just cum on the spur of the moment, I can get a few inches. Although, if I watch porn and play with my dick for an extended amount of time, I know I can get it over a foot. I just have to commit to doing that for it to work.