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Imaginary Band names

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Her Royal Spriteness
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Got a great name for a band but you're not actually in a band? now's your chance to post the best band names never taken!

we'll start with:

The Drummer People and Bob

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Certified Mind Reader
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The Art Garfunkel Explosion

Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.

Her Royal Spriteness
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The Bubble Monkey 5

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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The Vorpal Swords
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The Bearenstain Bears Anomaly
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The Choking Hazards


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Troublemaker
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Death Rattle which was actually a band I was in but still qualifies because we imagined we were a band but actually we were fucking atrocious lol
Sinner so Sweet
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Death Rattle which was actually a band I was in but still qualifies because we imagined we were a band but actually we were fucking atrocious lol


You mean to say it was a rattle of instruments so atrocious i could induce death? Ok ok that was poor, but I had to try!
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The Linebacker
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The Zombie Goobers
Certified Mind Reader
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Apostrophe S

Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.

Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
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Active Ink Slinger
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¿Woof-arf Bark?
Cryptic Vigilante
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Anyone fancies some Vaginal Croutons? Okay, that one name isn't even imaginary...


Cryptic Vigilante
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The members of Bad Religion actually considered the name 'Smegma' when they formed in 1979.

Mind you, they were 15-year-old back then.
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The Anal Poets

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Forum Kan-Guru
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It's not really imaginary (they're a cover band, and the name does perhaps work best for that), but I like to see accuracy in advertising, so a good name for any band I was part of would be:

The Stoned Posers
Troublemaker
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The Discordant Sympathies
Cryptic Vigilante
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The Lucky Loco Imaginary Orchestra.
Lurker
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LA LA LA LOLA
Lurker
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Okay here are a few, through they could actually be real band names these days as you never know.
1. The Dirty Martinis ( like the drink)
2. Cracker Jax Band
3. Ms. Kitty & the Mouseteers