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1001 reasons why Scandinavia is almost as cool as Canada (for Noll)

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1. It's... umm... there's... Scandinavians?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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2. Noll!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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1. It's... umm... there's... Scandinavians?


Thx, only 1000 more reasons to go ;)


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2. Noll!


Wrong. I may visit some part of Scandinavia every now and then, but I've been to Belgium more often ;)


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3. Bjork


Iceland is, as far as I know, not actually considered part of Scandinavia (neither is Finland BTW).


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Iceland is, as far as I know, not actually considered part of Scandinavia (neither is Finland BTW).


what about Greenland?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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what about Greenland?


There are different definitions in use. And then there's also also the term Nordic countries.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia


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Back to 2 then You should have kept quiet, I knew that.

3. Vikings??


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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There are different definitions in use. And then there's also also the term Nordic countries.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia


so... BRAZIL! *does the scandinavian tango*

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so... BRAZIL! *does the scandinavian tango*


Que?


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7. During Midsummer, the Swedes dance around a maypole and sing songs where they pretend to be frogs, pigs, horses... ridiculously catchy too, if you’re lucky enough to get to experience this, you’ll be humming the songs for the rest of your holiday
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My GF Annie. She is from Iceland but she is actually like 1/8th Norwegian so it counts!
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Scarlett Johannsson

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She is of Norwegian descent but was born in New York. Does that count?

Either way she is Hot but just sayin',lol
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Fjords (actually, that's two reasons)


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She is of Norwegian descent but was born in New York. Does that count?

Either way she is Hot but just sayin',lol


i think it counts...What is the definition of Scandinavia? but yes she is hot hot hot
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I think we were at 13, so..

14. The most popular souvenir in Sweden is the commonly seen “Moose Crossing” warning signs. Many are stolen from the roadside every year

(Mooses..or..signs)


15. Icelanders are world record holders for consuming more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country in the world

16. The Zipper

17. The Fridge

18. The Pacemaker

19. The computer Mouse

20. IKEA

21. H&M

22. LEGO

23. The Worlds largest population of artic reindeer herders can be found in Norway

*Courtesy of Google*
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24. Swedish meatballs
25. Yodeling
26. Heidi
27. The alps
28. Noll
29. Marijuana Cafes
30. Nude sweat houses

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24. Swedish meatballs
25. Yodeling
26. Heidi
27. The alps
28. Noll
29. Marijuana Cafes
30. Nude sweat houses
Did you manage to move Switzerland to Scandinavia?
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Did you manage to move Switzerland to Scandinavia?


Geography is my worst catagory on Jeapardy ??


Doesn't this mean I'm sorta right??

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Geography is my worst catagory on Jeapardy ??


Doesn't this mean I'm sorta right??
I'm afraid not. Switzerland and the other Alpine countries are over 1000 km south of Scandinavia.
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31. Scandinavia is the only country in the world that's spelled S-C-A-N-D-I-N-A-V-I-A.

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