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Jen
Charming as fuck
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Don't listen to her. I tried this. I got a coffee and settled down with East cost West coast. It was useless. The coffee got colder and colder as I got hotter and hotter. Total waste of coffee. If you love coffee, then don't try and combine these activities.

If on the other hand, you want stimulation from something other than caffeine then you should definitely read these stories.

Smoking hot, people!! Smoking! Love this girl
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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I don't like coffee other than the smell. But I do like stories.

I'll give you some reads.
sweetsinner
Sinner so Sweet
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I agree with Jen! Holy Smokes this girl can write! The ECWC series will pull you in until you've read every story.

I'd also like to mention that Obsession, which was an Honorary Mention and RR in the fetish comp, is also awesome!
My latest offering: Intoxicated ~ An Erotic Poem.
browncoffee
Coco Pop
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Quote by Jen
Don't listen to her. I tried this. I got a coffee and settled down with East cost West coast. It was useless. The coffee got colder and colder as I got hotter and hotter. Total waste of coffee. If you love coffee, then don't try and combine these activities.

If on the other hand, you want stimulation from something other than caffeine then you should definitely read these stories.

Smoking hot, people!! Smoking! Love this girl


Quote by MadMartigan


I don't like coffee other than the smell. But I do like stories.

I'll give you some reads.



Quote by sweetsinner
I agree with Jen! Holy Smokes this girl can write! The ECWC series will pull you in until you've read every story.

I'd also like to mention that Obsession, which was an Honorary Mention and RR in the fetish comp, is also awesome!


You guys warm my heart!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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I'm not allowed to drink coffee. I am allowed to read really well written sexy hot smut. thank god. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
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BC is, imo, a keeper and should be on everyone's 'follow' list.

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browncoffee
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I'm not allowed to drink coffee. I am allowed to read really well written sexy hot smut. thank god. smile


thank you, sprite! i scoured the net for a cat meme you might like...



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BC is, imo, a keeper and should be on everyone's 'follow' list.



you're so awesome. i also love steinbeck.
browncoffee
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BTW, my entry in the 'Holiday Hijinks' competition came eighth! Yes, EIGHTH! Out of... 59! (I counted!)

Guest
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try something new!!!
Buz
The Linebacker
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Great stories!


Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
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Departures is a thinking persons erotic story. This one really gets into your head. It was a really wonderful read
browncoffee
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A lot of people (like, THREE) really enjoyed my East Coast, West Coast series and were disappointed by its untimely demise. So, I wrote a continuation of the female protagonist's story. I don't know why I'm using all these long words. I'm so fucking pretentious sometimes.

Anyway. It's called Sugar.

Here's the link.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/sugar.aspx

You can read it as a one-off OR after reading ECWC, it doesn't matter at all. It's about a really hot guy who's a chef, and a really hot girl who's terrified of being disappointed. Hot people are so fucking fun.

The link to the first chapter of East Coast, West Coast is also given below. The characters in this are the aforementioned hot girl, as well as an older but no-less-hot guy.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/east-coast-west-coast-part-1.aspx


Have an awesome day/week!
browncoffee
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hey.

my entry for the 'on the road' competition is up.

read it if you want to.

i kinda hate it after spending so much time with it but i guess if you're reading it for the first time, it might come across as fantastic. or something.

it's in the 'cheating' category and is called Security.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/security.aspx
browncoffee
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just making a tidy update.

parts 1, 2 and 3 of Sugar are up and linked below:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/sugar.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/sugar-part-2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/sugar-part-3.aspx

i've also written a second part of the English Girl series (this is really a story by 19savant but i occasionally write an off shoot)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/8wuFEmLjyXFf9t23

enjoy.
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
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Mmm...I just love your coffee.
You're truly a talented barista.
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browncoffee
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
Mmm...I just love your coffee.
You're truly a talented barista.
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Thank you! More coffee for you I'm in awe of your writing so this just made my day!
browncoffee
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Just showing off and saying that Lost Angels is now an Editors Pick. No, I didn't pay for this to happen. No, I didn't show anyone my tits. God! It can also be listened to because a lovely gentleman called jimmasters narrated it for me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/lost-angels.aspx

ALSO:

I contributed to a story by the very talented Oceanrunner/Mike. It's called The Best Laid Plans and is a Recommended Read. Hence, I recommend you go read it!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-best-laid-plans.aspx
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by browncoffee
No, I didn't show anyone my tits. God!


it's never too late, you know! ;) congratulations and well deserved. that is some fine writing you got going on there

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Liz
Scarlet Seductress
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Quote by browncoffee
No, I didn't show anyone my tits. God!


Hey, boobies make the world go around. smile

Congrats on the EP!
Buz
The Linebacker
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I like drinking hot coffee shooters from between a hot woman's tits. Of course, if you spill any, it runs down her belly and heats up her hoochie. Hoochie Coochie Coo!

Browncoffee's stories will heat you up too!
browncoffee
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Quote by Buz
I like drinking hot coffee shooters from between a hot woman's tits. Of course, if you spill any, it runs down her belly and heats up her hoochie. Hoochie Coochie Coo!

Browncoffee's stories will heat you up too!


everytime i see this, i laugh. Buz, you rock.
browncoffee
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I'm referring to my latest piece as 'ambitious'. This is often the way critics describe Steinbeck's East of Eden. To be honest, it sounds patronising, especially since that's my favourite book by him. I don't know how this is relevant. Erm. Yeah. I refer to East of Eden in the piece. Twice. Uh. Yeah. This story took longer than most of my others. So like, a whole week.

It's about life, I guess. Life and romance and relationships and people and sex. It is quite a 'thinking' story but the sex - well, I had to take numerous showers between writing THOSE scenes.

Anyway. A story is different to everyone but as the writer, I do like it. I'm pleased to have written and finished it. Having said that, I feel as though it could be expanded. The word count was killing me. I deleted a whole scene! Scandalous!

It's called No Way In and the link is below.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/no-way-in.aspx

I hope y'all like it.
Guest
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"Hannah's" writing is magnificent. I don't know whether her stories, her coffee, or the real you are hotter. Disturbingly though, "Hannah" enjoys writing with/about old men who can't be half as handsome, intelligent, muscled, well endowed, long lasting or motherfucking gangster as me. If "Hannah" wrote a story about THE1987, she would be purrfect.

I am now owed ceaseless sex and coffee. Ten o'clock sharp.

(I always pay attention.)

Good talk "Hannah". Have you spelled your name wrong? :-)