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SAUCY LIMERICKS

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StraponSlave69
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I have hundreds of limericks to post and was told by a few moderators that this is the place to post them so here are two new ones that I hope some of you here will get to see, enjoy, and comment on whenever you have the time and are so inclined to do so. ENJOY - and hopefully they bring yiu the gift of laughter and/or a grin and a smile.


Broken or Bent.

Have you heard of the old gent from Kent,
who woke up pitching a tent,
who covered his cock,
with a thick woolen sock,
so it wouldn't get broken or bent.


Any Old Maid

And then there's an old bloke who'll poke,
any old maid for a toke,
of medicinal weed,
when he feels the need,
for a shag, an old bag, and a smoke.
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I have hundreds of limericks to post and was told by a few moderators that this is the place to post them so here are two new ones that I hope some of you here will get to see, enjoy, and comment on whenever you have the time and are so inclined to do so. ENJOY - and hopefully they bring yiu the gift of laughter and/or a grin and a smile.


Broken or Bent.

Have you heard of the old gent from Kent,
who woke up pitching a tent,
who covered his cock,
with a thick woolen sock,
so it wouldn't get broken or bent.


Any Old Maid

And then there's an old bloke who'll poke,
any old maid for a toke,
of medicinal weed,
when he feels the need,
for a shag, an old bag, and a smoke.
I like the limericks , but there already is a thread for them: https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm2589032_Lush-Limericks.aspx#2589032
Perhaps it's better to post them there
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She Never Had Something So Thick

One day, this muscular dark haired chick
had put in her pussy a fake dick.
Then, she let out a hum
before shooting some cum
for she never had something so thick.