In the spirit of creativity, I made a little adult version of a classic lullaby. Feel free to share yours!
Twinkle twinkle little clit.
Some men wonder, where is it?
Up or down or on one side?
We swear to God, it tries to hide!
Twinkle twinkle little clit.
My tongue is tired, I wanna quit.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
But not for any water
Jill lay down for half a crown
And practised what he'd taught her.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky
Jack went "oooh"
Jill went "aaah"
and out popped little Frankie.
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Ode to Dr. Seuss
I know you like it
in the butt,
that's what makes you
my favorite slut.
Ass up, face down
on the bed
then on your back
legs wide spread
Building passions
bodies going numb
refusing to stop
till we're drained of cum
mary had a little lamb
but she was never full
so she finally sold the lamb
and bought a studly bull
A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."
A girl who calls herself Lyn
Teases men with a devilish grin
She much prefers tits
And glistening slits
To the things that the boys would slip in.
There was an expratriate Brit
That just wants a wet slit
But he will never get her cherry
For down there he is too hariy
A penchant for lesbians he does admit
An expatriate Brit answers back
That for a night with Lyn in the sack
To be her love slave
He'd laser and shave
And tolerate wax up his crack.
There ws a young lady from Marden
Who was giving some head in the garden
Her mother said "Flo
Where does it all go"?
And Flo said (gulp) beg your pardon?
On Lush there'e a pretty wild girl
Who thought life was a bit of a whirl
But tales of her wooing
Her billing and cooing
If told, would make your hair curl
There once was a barmaid named Gale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille
Jack was nimble
Jack was quick
He gave his mother
A quick little lick
She grabbed his ear
She whipped his ass
To teach her young boy
Not to go too fast.
There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that's what I thought
'Til I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air.
Jack Spratt who's cock was fat
His wife bent over and screamed
Between her cheeks, he humped and spit
Until upon her back he creamed
Juli is such a sexy girl
Her charms my tongue will twirl
To feel her body spasm
As she explodes in orgasm
So intense, her toes curl
I have been on dozens of larks
I like it indoors, not in parks
You feel more at ease
Your ass doesn't freeze
And strollers don't make snide remarks
There was a young lady from Todd
Who wanted a baby from god
It wern’t the almighty that went up her nightie
It was the vicar the dirty old sod
The Grand Old Duke of York,
he had ten thousand men,
Greedy Show-off.
Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
But every time the lamb got out,
the dog would try to...chase it round the garden.
Mary had a little dress,
it was split right up the sides,
and every time she wore that dress,
she'd show off all her thighs.
Mary had another dress,
was split right up the front,
she didn't wear that one much.
There was a young lady from Spain
Who fancied it now and again,
Not now and again as in now and again
But now and again and again and again
There was a young lady called Dinah
Who sailed on a slow boat to China
She was lashed to the tiller
With a sex starved gorilla
And China's a fucking long way!
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