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Trashing Inspirational Quotes

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Troublemaker
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Thought we would try something different. Not that I'm innocent of posting inspirational quotes here on Lush but now is your chance to have a bash at them. Admit it, some quotes just annoy you...
Post a quote then add your own corollary or comment. Bonus pints for Lush themes.
Play nice!

I'll go first....
Troublemaker
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Lyf's Hospital Bed Corollary: Never trust a dumbass who can't use a tape measure


I'm sure you can do better than that...
Unfuckwithable
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"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow". Albert Einstein


...coz it's got to be better than this shit..!!!!
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
Unfuckwithable
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"People say Money is not important, But it ranks right up there alongside Oxygen" - Jim Rohn.


Not much to say about that one...except, I think it is only rich people who say money is not important.
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
Lady GlitterGiggles
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Unless you have a flight to catch, dinner reservations, a job to get to, a play that started 15 min ago.......wtf
Lurker
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EARLY WORM DIES!!!!
Quantum Tease
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Yeah, right out the door, leaving it to everyone else to fix.

Lady GlitterGiggles
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awwww lynn
Lurker
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Yes suffocating!!!
Active Ink Slinger
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AND the more you hear, the more you realize that we are FUCKED!
Lurker
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probably not to you lol
Lurker
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You might as well; you're going to
Lurker
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Or maybe because they're upset, you sentimental fuck.
Lurker
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No-one thinks I can eat this large cake, so thanks for that.
Lady GlitterGiggles
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Omg!! Me too!
Lurker
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WHERE?

Active Ink Slinger
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...before some asshole screws it all up!
Active Ink Slinger
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" Money does not buy happiness"

If it bothers you, give your burden to mesmile
Active Ink Slinger
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If You Don't Succeed Try, Try Again.

Damn I killed this person but I won't quit, maybe the next will just be in a coma
The Bee's Knees
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lol i LOVE threads like this! kinda true though...

Say. Her. Name.


Active Ink Slinger
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?



I'm not for everyone
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No, you do not. You destroy your enemy with fire.

or

How did that work out for you with John Wilkes Booth?