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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Tell me, what did I do?
Bullet Club For Life
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Indecent exposure at a golf course, apparently they don't appreciate streakers!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips
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The sly sarcastic fox stole a classic car...
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Murdering women and hiding their bodies in avatars.
Internet Philosopher
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Corrupting innocent young men with illicit thoughts
Internet Philosopher
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Corrupting the innocent of both sexes with illicit thoughts.


Guilty as charged
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Milik_the_Red ~ with a name like THAT?! He must be a serial killer....

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.

Senior Analyst
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Drove at 125 mph (~200 kph) in order to be stopped by a state trooper, which would have gotten her a ticket. **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**
Quantum Tease
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Wrote malicious software for the garment industry which causes women's clothing to disintegrate.
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Blood magic
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Stole her neighbours underwear from her washing line and sold it on Ebay.
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Tried to organize a Military Mercenary Coup D'Etat in Djibouti.

xx SF
Her Royal Spriteness
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Riding a camel through Harrods while dressed as French foreign legnionaire and shooting shoppers with a nerfball gun.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Pretending to be a Camel while being ridden through Harrods by a pretend Legionnaire...


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He was going
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Arrested for disturbing the peace while joining Sprite in chasing Steph. Had additional charges added on when he got too frisky with the lady cop during the strip search.

Don't let Sprite see this?
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Public drunkiness
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gaming without a license.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Unicorn Wrangler
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Plagiarism for claiming to write the amazing poetry of Cleo el Gato.
Wild at Heart
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Sticking her nose in stranger's asses.
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Felix is up to no good. He's spanking women with bubble butts and spraying them with champagne. It was really good champagne. They hauled his ass to the can....

Xo
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You failed to tell Jack that was you in the police uniform when you strip searched him over and over again.

Mysteria arrested for impersonating a police officer...
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Buz: promoting and enabling underaged drinking.
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Posing as a Federal agent to bust Buzz
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Dumping marshmallow cream on any fool who blocked her on Lush.
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She got arrested for burning books in the nude. It wasn't pretty....

xo
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Myst was cautioned for REPEATEDLY mailing her panties to Bruce Springsteen.

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Case was DISMISSED as The Boss "Could Not Locate" the panties in question.

(Yeah, right...)

Look under your PILLOW, you 'Born In The USA' motherfucker...
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Sticking her nose in stranger's asses.


(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)