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The person above was late for work because....

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Troublemaker
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simple...give a reason the person above you was late for work...
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I'll start...


Lyf was late for work because he became so engrossed in his Bible studies....
Innocent Puck Bunnii
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Lyf was late for work because he went to Chinatown trying to find this t-shirt
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Sexygeek was late because her hair got caught in Lyf's zipper....
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She was trying to get another free meal out of one of her friends here smile.

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He was Looking at my Boobs
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Classified
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Simplicity was too busy flashing passers by.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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He was unable to free his hand from the maniac clutch of a deranged Jayne Torvill who'd spirited him away to her Globe Of Icy Iciness for the rest of time where he is condemned to skate "Bolero" until the last faint glimmer of cold light is sucked from the stars



so he missed the bus
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Ekko was late because as she was riding her unicycle to work, her hair got caught in the branches of a tree and she had to wait for a tree surgeon to rescue her .
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Mr. Sinnerman was tardy due to the fact his pogo stick decided to retaliate and shed it's saddle, and he is currently languishing in the Emergency Room awaiting the ministrations of a proctologist.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Ekko was late for work because she had been out until the early hours with the local amateur football team and she was exhausted (but very happy)
Lurker
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ManofSorrows was late for work because he went on his solar powered bike......he was on the night shift!
Lady GlitterGiggles
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Obviously trying to get her makeup on perfectly
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She was trying to get another free meal out of one of her friends here smile.

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I have changed my mind I want Lobster now

Adi was late for work because Jehovahs Witnesses knocked at her door and she was silly enough to open it
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Kiera was late for work because her shorts fell off
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
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He over slept again
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While he slept, I snuck in Bills house and decided to set his clocks back one hour. Just looking out. Time change is upon us
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He didn't have any clean clothes.
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Marina was late for work because I turned off her alarm when I left
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
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He was late because I wore his shirt to the grocery store.
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He was abducted by aliens. After being transported to the mother ship, the aliens decided not to suck out his brains and sent him back home.”
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She was chatting on Lush with a friend
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bill was late because he and I were chatting and he made a little mess. hehe
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She was late because she bought a new vibrator and was enjoying multiple orgasms....

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She was late for work because she had to use her sybian
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She was late because she was pleasuring her boyfriend.