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*WHY* in ADVERTS for tampons, towels and Panty Liners is the liquid always BLUE??????

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Because it ISN'T!!!!!!!

(Unless you are seriously ill... Or a VENUTIAN...)

And WHY in those adverts are all the women doing fantastic things like being at a U2 concert or SKYDIVING or swimming with dolphins or flying an APACHE attack helicopter in IRAQ as they rocket people they mistakenly believe are in ISIS?


(That's not how it IS!!!!!!!)

HOW IT IS IS HER CURLED UP ON A SETTEE IN HER YESTERDAY PYJAMAS CALLING YOU A CUNT AND SCREAMING FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND TELLING YOU THE GUY SHE LEFT FOR YOU IS NOW A CONSULTANT NEUROSURGEON!!!!!

See, THAT'S an advert guys would WATCH... (Fuck, we'd buy those things for you...)

I mean, IMAGINE seeing a BLUE splooch in your girl's panties... YOU'D FUCKING FREAK OUT!!!!!! "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU RADIOACTIVE BITCH!!!!"

The thing is, we men are ADULTS, WE GET it we DON'T CARE... (We even fuss a little more over you at that time if you ever cared to notice... Which you fucking DON'T...)

But BLUE PERIODS?????

ONLY ONE PERSON ON EARTH EVER HAD A BLUE PERIOD!

Liz?

xx SF

Liz: Picasso... And Never Speak To Me Ever Ever Again..."
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Because it ISN'T!!!!!!!

(Unless you are seriously ill... Or a VENUTIAN...)

And WHY in those adverts are all the women doing fantastic things like being at a U2 concert or SKYDIVING or swimming with dolphins or flying an APACHE attack helicopter in IRAQ as they rocket people they mistakenly believe are in ISIS?


(That's not how it IS!!!!!!!)

HOW IT IS IS HER CURLED UP ON A SETTEE IN HER YESTERDAY PYJAMAS CALLING YOU A CUNT AND SCREAMING FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND TELLING YOU THE GUY SHE LEFT FOR YOU IS NOW A CONSULTANT NEUROSURGEON!!!!!

See, THAT'S an advert guys would WATCH... (Fuck, we'd buy those things for you...)

I mean, IMAGINE seeing a BLUE splooch in your girl's panties... YOU'D FUCKING FREAK OUT!!!!!! "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU RADIOACTIVE BITCH!!!!"

The thing is, we men are ADULTS, WE GET it we DON'T CARE... (We even fuss a little more over you at that time if you ever cared to notice... Which you fucking DON'T...)

But BLUE PERIODS?????

ONLY ONE PERSON ON EARTH EVER HAD A BLUE PERIOD!

Liz?

xx SF

Liz: Picasso... And Never Speak To Me Ever Ever Again..."






This is so funny. I am still laughing.

How do you think of these things? This is hysterical.

More, More, More...


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Mysteria
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This is so funny. I am still laughing.

How do you think of these things? This is hysterical.

More, More, More...


Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


BE FUCKING HONEST...

(If it happened TO GUYS can you IMAGINE???????)

Tommy, the STAR of his junior High-School football team comes on for the first time just before The Big Game...

(End of story... They would have brought in a SPECIALIST... IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FIXED!!!!!)

But NOT if you're a GIRL...

"Sorry, Callista, you're 12... It's going to be THE COLUMBINE MASSACRE in your knickers once a month until you're a dried up old whore..."

"FUCK THIS!!!!"

"Ah... That's the other thing... It means you can't fuck ever really ever... Unless you like cancer-causing pills or the smell of burning latex... Or having babies like an Irish Woman..."

"I THINK I'M ABNORMAL!!!!!"

"It's PERFECTLY normal, Callista..."

"NO IT's NOT!!! IT ISN'T FUCKING BLUE!!!!!!"

xx SF


(This is obviously FACETIOUS comedy that many people will find either unfunny, (very likely) or OFFENSIVE, (that I can't doff my hat to...)

But I will say this...

From QUITE a very early age when I worked out how DOROTHY'S VISITS worked for those OTHER creatures I was fascinated by... (If it was me I would have first sought a second opinion and then killed myself!!!!!) I EVENTUALLY asked QUESTIONS... And I will tell you something MOST men don't know...

Most girls who come on KNOW that it's due... Mom has had a word... (And THEY ARE FUCKING KIDS BTW...) But, (I ended up a journalist...) I ASKED what that was like... Because for MEN there is no parallel... AND EVERY GIRL SAID THE SAME THING at the time... "Does Dad Know?"

Now... We are where we are...

BUT THE STUNNING INNOCENT BEAUTY of that astounds me and convinces me that my unrequited love for the PANTIECLAN might not be entirely wasted... (Would that I could say the same for myself...)

Men NEVER talk about women's periods. (Not seriously, I mean...) NOT EVER... A man has NEVER SAID, "No I won't have another, Jessica's heavy today and cramping like a dying junkie, I should get home and put a water bottle on her belly, Poor Thing..."

(To those men who are not familiar with how it works, it's not an ABATTOIR... It's not like the last scene in 'Resevoiur Dogs"...It's mostly like she had a tiny minor nose-bleed just south of San Diego...) If you are in an Hotel you put a towel under her and do it anyway... By then you'll both be drunk so who cares?)

I will say THIS...

(If you DO fuck her when she's Pinot Noir and then fall asleep and then, in the hazy bathroom of a half-awake morning discover you have BLOOD on the wrinkly lad, Do not say this:

"JESUS!!!!!!! BEYONCE!!!!!! MY COCK HAS LEPROSY!!!!

Because it doesn't. And she's still asleep. And her name is most probably not Beyonce.

xx SF

Liz: "I liked, "Hazy bathroom of a half-awake morning..."

Me: "Really?"

Liz: "Honest..."

Me: "I would never have put that in just to impress you..."
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BE FUCKING HONEST...

(If it happened TO GUYS can you IMAGINE???????)

Tommy, the STAR of his junior High-School football team comes on for the first time just before The Big Game...

(End of story... They would have brought in a SPECIALIST... IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FIXED!!!!!)

But NOT if you're a GIRL...

"Sorry, Callista, you're 12... It's going to be THE COLUMBINE MASSACRE in your knickers once a month until you're a dried up old whore..."

"FUCK THIS!!!!"

"Ah... That's the other thing... It means you can't fuck ever really ever... Unless you like cancer-causing pills or the smell of burning latex... Or having babies like an Irish Woman..."

"I THINK I'M ABNORMAL!!!!!"

"It's PERFECTLY normal, Callista..."

"NO IT's NOT!!! IT ISN'T FUCKING BLUE!!!!!!"

xx SF


(This is obviously FACETIOUS comedy that many people will find either unfunny, (very likely) or OFFENSIVE, (that I can't doff my hat to...)

But I will say this...

From QUITE a very early age when I worked out how DOROTHY'S VISITS worked for those OTHER creatures I was fascinated by... (If it was me I would have first sought a second opinion and then killed myself!!!!!) I EVENTUALLY asked QUESTIONS... And I will tell you something MOST men don't know...

Most girls who come on KNOW that it's due... Mom has had a word... (And THEY ARE FUCKING KIDS BTW...) But, (I ended up a journalist...) I ASKED what that was like... Because for MEN there is no parallel... AND EVERY GIRL SAID THE SAME THING at the time... "Does Dad Know?"

Now... We are where we are...

BUT THE STUNNING INNOCENT BEAUTY of that astounds me and convinces me that my unrequited love for the PANTIECLAN might not be entirely wasted... (Would that I could say the same for myself...)

Men NEVER talk about women's periods. (Not seriously, I mean...) NOT EVER... A man has NEVER SAID, "No I won't have another, Jessica's heavy today and cramping like a dying junkie, I should get home and put a water bottle on her belly, Poor Thing..."

(To those men who are not familiar with how it works, it's not an ABATTOIR... It's not like the last scene in 'Resevoiur Dogs"...It's mostly like she had a tiny minor nose-bleed just south of San Diego...) If you are in an Hotel you put a towel under her and do it anyway... By then you'll both be drunk so who cares?)

I will say THIS...

(If you DO fuck her when she's Pinot Noir and then fall asleep and then, in the hazy bathroom of a half-awake morning discover you have BLOOD on the wrinkly lad, Do not say this:

"JESUS!!!!!!! BEYONCE!!!!!! MY COCK HAS LEPROSY!!!!

Because it doesn't. And she's still asleep. And her name is most probably not Beyonce.

xx SF

Liz: "I liked, "Hazy bathroom of a half-awake morning..."

Me: "Really?"

Liz: "Honest..."

Me: "I would never have put that in just to impress you..."








This is so funny. You're on a roll tonight.

Thanks for the chuckles.

Hugs,
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Actually .. subconsciously I feel I noticed this in the ads, but it never really 'clicked' until u mentioned it.

Aren't there a lot of 'Blue Bloods' in England? .. giggles ... I've heard there r lots of pricks in the House of Lords? So perhaps lots of Blue Blood bleeding?

Didn't men don BLUE 'unction' to stave off STD's? [Read that in a book somewhere].

Meanwhile here is my favourite Venutian song

It will be BLUE Christmas without u
I'll be BLUE thinking about u
Decorations of RED [from the Outback?]
On a GREEN [Eire?] Christmas Tree
Won't mean a thing Dear
If you're not here with me
And when those BLUE heartaches start calling
That's when those BLUE teardrops start falling
You'll be doing all right
With yr Christmas of WHITE [Alabama]
But I'll have a BLUE BLUE Christmas

Do u think Elvis was a Martian singing to his cousins?



Off to watch 'Avatar' ...

LYFBUZ
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the answer is simple...the adverts are all written by male copy writers, all of whom are evil profiteers of your suffering...would you like some ice cream?
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The one rule in selling anything.. I mean ANYTHING.. including panty liners and tampons.. is not to remind anyone of periods. So red liquid would bring it to close to home and keep women from buying your product. Which is why those adverts are full of flowers, beaches and happy people swimming.. which always happens when you are on your period, right?
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You're more bothered that they use a blue liquid instead of red, and you fail to notice how happy these women are when they are on their period. There is nothing happy or joyful about being on your period unless you were worried you were pregnant & you didn't want to be. Most women HATE being on their period. I know I do. I get crippling cramps that feel like I'm being kicked in the abdomen by a UFC fighter, I'm bloated, and trust me when I say few things fit right and everything hurts. Some women get extra horny at this time (I don't) and others get extra moody (bitchy) to the point of psychosis.

The stupid "blue" liquid is not my issue. How about some fucking reality in these commercials instead?! Show how much strength it takes to get out of bed and do what needs to be done when you feel like hammered dog-shit.

I'm sure some women are only mildly bothered by their period. However, I've never met any of them.
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I would have gone with green, myself.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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btw, because i'm me... this one's for all the guys

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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lol, good halloween costume idea...
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Yeah blue liquid is weird for sure, I do agree on that.
But would you rather see this? What if the commercials had red liquid? NOTE: if you're squeamish, might wanna skip the link...it's a parody, but still um graphic.
(I guess I'm allowed to post that link? If I'm not, I'm terribly sorry...)
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~*~*~* Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away~*~*~*

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I heard that in the commercials in Italy they use marinara.
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Yeah blue liquid is weird for sure, I do agree on that.
But would you rather see this? What if the commercials had red liquid? NOTE: if you're squeamish, might wanna skip the link...it's a parody, but still um graphic.
(I guess I'm allowed to post that link? If I'm not, I'm terribly sorry...)



Okay.

(Point Taken.)

*WASHING MY EYES IN AMMONIA BLEACH NOW!!!*

Fuck.

(I can still see it... And NOW my eyes sting like fuck...)

I wish I'd never started this thread.

PERIODS are proof that GOD is not a woman.

(Or MAYBE, God IS!!! Because that would EXPLAIN a LOT OF SHIT!)

"Oh, God! Actually, what am I saying, I am GOD!!! But I'm on my period... I know, I'll create NAZIS! There! HA! Deal with THAT, you FUCKERS!"

xx SF
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Because it ISN'T!!!!!!!

(Unless you are seriously ill... Or a VENUTIAN...)

And WHY in those adverts are all the women doing fantastic things like being at a U2 concert or SKYDIVING or swimming with dolphins or flying an APACHE attack helicopter in IRAQ as they rocket people they mistakenly believe are in ISIS?


(That's not how it IS!!!!!!!)

HOW IT IS IS HER CURLED UP ON A SETTEE IN HER YESTERDAY PYJAMAS CALLING YOU A CUNT AND SCREAMING FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND TELLING YOU THE GUY SHE LEFT FOR YOU IS NOW A CONSULTANT NEUROSURGEON!!!!!

See, THAT'S an advert guys would WATCH... (Fuck, we'd buy those things for you...)

I mean, IMAGINE seeing a BLUE splooch in your girl's panties... YOU'D FUCKING FREAK OUT!!!!!! "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU RADIOACTIVE BITCH!!!!"

The thing is, we men are ADULTS, WE GET it we DON'T CARE... (We even fuss a little more over you at that time if you ever cared to notice... Which you fucking DON'T...)

But BLUE PERIODS?????

ONLY ONE PERSON ON EARTH EVER HAD A BLUE PERIOD!

Liz?

xx SF

Liz: Picasso... And Never Speak To Me Ever Ever Again..."




Realistically?

Because red is too much like blood (which is only supposed to appear during manly things, like fights or makeshift surgery), clear won't show up, yellow is too much like pee, green would be scary, and purple, well, is purple.
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Realistically?

Because red is too much like blood (which is only supposed to appear during manly things, like fights or makeshift surgery), clear won't show up, yellow is too much like pee, green would be scary, and purple, well, is purple.


dude, green is scary and blue isn't? lol smile and, btw, what do you have against purple? FLAME WAR!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Okay.

(Point Taken.)

*WASHING MY EYES IN AMMONIA BLEACH NOW!!!*

Fuck.

(I can still see it... And NOW my eyes sting like fuck...)

I wish I'd never started this thread.

PERIODS are proof that GOD is not a woman.

(Or MAYBE, God IS!!! Because that would EXPLAIN a LOT OF SHIT!)

"Oh, God! Actually, what am I saying, I am GOD!!! But I'm on my period... I know, I'll create NAZIS! There! HA! Deal with THAT, you FUCKERS!"

xx SF


sometimes i wonder about guys - they play violent video games where they blow people up, but they faint at the site of blood coming out of a vagina. *shakes head*

funny, this is such a common site at our house i don't even think twice..


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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sometimes i wonder about guys - they play violent video games where they blow people up, but they faint at the site of blood coming out of a vagina. *shakes head*

funny, this is such a common site at our house i don't even think twice..




I'm VERY SELDOM serious!!!

(But I'm going to GIVE THIS ONE A SHOT!!!)

See, GUYS associate BLOOD with serious fucking TROUBLE! If it BLEEDS, IT'S AN ISSUE!!!

(Now, OBVIOUSLY, women DON'T don't associate menstrual blood IN THAT WAY!!! It's NORMAL to YOU CROWD!!! But, with men, IT ISN'T TO US!!!)

I'm 53!!! I have lived with... 6-7 women... I have NEVER seen a woman insert a tampon! And I'm not THAT SQUEAMISH!!! I HAVE had sex with girls on their period. It doesn't REALLY bother me... (My Italics!!!)

But... STRAIGHT MEN WORSHIP PUSSY!!! We DO!!! (And the fact that the thing we ADORE occasionally BLEEDS is... UNSETTLING to US!!!)

We KNOW it's QUITE NATURAL AND NORMAL!!! (But it's also FUCKING WEIRD!!!) We have NOTHING to compare it to!

xx SF

Nicola: "You ARE AWARE people can READ this?"
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I'm VERY SELDOM serious!!!

(But I'm going to GIVE THIS ONE A SHOT!!!)

See, GUYS associate BLOOD with serious fucking TROUBLE! If it BLEEDS, IT'S AN ISSUE!!!

(Now, OBVIOUSLY, women DON'T don't associate menstrual blood IN THAT WAY!!! It's NORMAL to YOU CROWD!!! But, with men, IT ISN'T TO US!!!)

I'm 53!!! I have lived with... 6-7 women... I have NEVER seen a woman insert a tampon! And I'm not THAT SQUEAMISH!!! I HAVE had sex with girls on their period. It doesn't REALLY bother me... (My Italics!!!)

But... STRAIGHT MEN WORSHIP PUSSY!!! We DO!!! (And the fact that the thing we ADORE occasionally BLEEDS is... UNSETTLING to US!!!)

We KNOW it's QUITE NATURAL AND NORMAL!!! (But it's also FUCKING WEIRD!!!) We have NOTHING to compare it to!

xx SF

Nicola: "You ARE AWARE people can READ this?"


i realize all this, but to me, it's weird that you can live with a girl, be intimate with her in all sorts of ways, but be weird about seeing her insert or remove a tampon. it's just... strange, i guess - perspective and all that - curious, door open or closed when either of you goes to the bathroom? that's a serious question, too - i know some people who don't like being seen taking a piss, which is also weird. smile

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i realize all this, but to me, it's weird that you can live with a girl, be intimate with her in all sorts of ways, but be weird about seeing her insert or remove a tampon. it's just... strange, i guess - perspective and all that - curious, door open or closed when either of you goes to the bathroom? that's a serious question, too - i know some people who don't like being seen taking a piss, which is also weird. smile


Oh, CERTAINLY I'd PEE in front of a GF/Partner!!! Or her in front of me!!! (Like, If I was having a bath and she needed a Whizz!) I live in a ONE BATHROOM house!!!

NOT THE OTHER THING!!! *ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!*

But I've NEVER seen a girl insert or remove a tampon!!! NOT EVER!

And you know, I HAVE PLAYED AROUND DOWN SOUTH WHEN SHE'S ON!!! I've felt the little string!!! But you DON'T enter the garage!!! (Actually, funnily enough you CAN do that with you COCK but NOT with your fingers or tongue!!!)

Maybe it's just me... (But I bet it's not!)

xx SF

Nicola: "Stephen, AGAIN I REMIND YOU... The CLUE is in the word FORUM!"
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The one rule in selling anything.. I mean ANYTHING.. including panty liners and tampons.. is not to remind anyone of periods. So red liquid would bring it to close to home and keep women from buying your product. Which is why those adverts are full of flowers, beaches and happy people swimming.. which always happens when you are on your period, right?


well, i practically float out of bed when i'm on my period and use cartwheels as my mode of transportation... doesn't every woman? but seriously, i agree. it seems as though commercials go COMPLETELY out of their way to not depict periods as they truly are. it's as if they think each advert brainwashes us until our next cycle - maybe they do, hmmm

Say. Her. Name.


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Oh, CERTAINLY I'd PEE in front of a GF/Partner!!! Or her in front of me!!! (Like, If I was having a bath and she needed a Whizz!) I live in a ONE BATHROOM house!!!

NOT THE OTHER THING!!! *ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!*

But I've NEVER seen a girl insert or remove a tampon!!! NOT EVER!

And you know, I HAVE PLAYED AROUND DOWN SOUTH WHEN SHE'S ON!!! I've felt the little string!!! But you DON'T enter the garage!!! (Actually, funnily enough you CAN do that with you COCK but NOT with your fingers or tongue!!!)

Maybe it's just me... (But I bet it's not!)

xx SF

Nicola: "Stephen, AGAIN I REMIND YOU... The CLUE is in the word FORUM!"


*Shrugs* i've fucked while on mine - mostly the only reason i don't do more is it's messy, otherwise, i'd be game. Kate's kind of ocd about messy. silly

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sometimes i wonder about guys - they play violent video games where they blow people up, but they faint at the site of blood coming out of a vagina. *shakes head*



If blood and stuff squirted out of a dick you would just look at it and go "oh how lovely"?
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If blood and stuff squirted out of a dick you would just look at it and go "oh how lovely"?


menustration is normal and natural. blood coming out of a penis is probably not as nature intended.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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menustration is normal and natural. blood coming out of a penis is probably not as nature intended.


I mean hypothetically, if guys had periods too.

And runny dookie is natural too, just saying.
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I mean hypothetically, if guys had periods too.

And runny dookie is natural too, just saying.


yeah, but if guys had periods, i don't know, it wouldn't be weird then. hypothetically, i'd be cool with it. that said, i'm really so not squeamish about blood at all, so... smile

as for runny dookie... lol - it's not hygenic. damn, not even touching that! :)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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yeah, but if guys had periods, i don't know, it wouldn't be weird then. hypothetically, i'd be cool with it. that said, i'm really so not squeamish about blood at all, so... smile

as for runny dookie... lol - it's not hygenic. damn, not even touching that! :)


The jizz would come out pink. So gross.
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*Shrugs* i've fucked while on mine - mostly the only reason i don't do more is it's messy, otherwise, i'd be game. Kate's kind of ocd about messy. silly


(I'm like you... Put a Towel down and don't look!!!)

xx SF
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The jizz would come out pink. So gross.


i like pink - it's pretty!

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The jizz would come out pink. So gross.


Oh, I've had that happen!!!

xx SF