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It is the INHERENT MUSICALITY of words and phrases that often makes me go 'AHHHHHHH!' (Not what they MEAN!!!)

So I'll shoot...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIon8XfIq8s



Santa Monica Bay.



And so we took the boat right out today...

I know that we have things to do, discuss and things to say...

I think that on the peaceful sea that we might find a way?

Massive Blue Whales Nearly Ram Sailboat In Santa Monica Bay...


There are bigger things than everything when things are not okay...

But if we're going to let it go we should perhaps not delay?

For I can not abide to have you quite this far away,

Massive Blue Whales Nearly Ram Sailboat In Santa Monica Bay.


We can see the shore from here; that's from where we came.

If you take my hand I promise you love we can get back there again...

But Baby Dear it is my fear that this is our last day? If

Massive Blue Whales Nearly Ram Sailboat In Santa Monica Bay.



xx SF


(I FUCKING love THAT!!!) FOUR MINUTES!!!
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Some days the clouds eat the sun, the fear eats your smile
took a boat out on the bay, sailed for many a mile
seagull landed on the rail, and i'm sure i head him say
"massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay"

Took the ferry out to the sound, folded up a paper tiger
tossed it overboard, just to watch it float upon the water
heard a sound, sea otter laughing, the sun was in my eye
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica bay

Found a jar full of beads, crimson red and made of glass
reminded me of a boy from a childhood long past
When all is said, and all is done, not much to really say
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Some days the clouds eat the sun, the fear eats your smile
took a boat out on the bay, sailed for many a mile
seagull landed on the rail, and i'm sure i head him say
"massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay"

Took the ferry out to the sound, folded up a paper tiger
tossed it overboard, just to watch it float upon the water
heard a sound, sea otter laughing, the sun was in my eye
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica bay

Found a jar full of beads, crimson red and made of glass
reminded me of a boy from a childhood long past
When all is said, and all is done, not much to really say
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay



My Jesus!

FIVE YEARS I'VE LOVED YOU!!!!!!

(Never more than right NOW!)

YOU KNOW how I KNOW you PISS ABILITY!!!!!!

(You KNOW how I dream I am UNIQUE in that!!!)

Here you MAKE ME LAUGH and SWOON!!!

I LOVE YOU!

xx SF

Sprite: "You are sweet. But you are not the only BRILLIANT one!!!"
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The words I'm about to speak come from the heart and soul of a man who enjoys writing, but has recently been struggling. You're about to hear from a man who's written more poems in the past week - and discarded all of them with venomous hate - than he has in three years. You're about to be graced with the eloquent opinion of a writer whose skill and ability seems surely to be failing and who is CONVINCED that he will never write poetry again. I speak for myself when I say this:

Fuck y'all. Y'all too talented. I hate you. (And I HATE 'y'all'!)

How do you people do it? *Grumbles and leaves*

Actually! *turns and pokes little Spritely monster* Keep it up. *grumbles* Talented bitch...
A poetry selection!
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The words I'm about to speak come from the heart and soul of a man who enjoys writing, but has recently been struggling. You're about to hear from a man who's written more poems in the past week - and discarded all of them with venomous hate - than he has in three years. You're about to be graced with the eloquent opinion of a writer whose skill and ability seems surely to be failing and who is CONVINCED that he will never write poetry again. I speak for myself when I say this:

Fuck y'all. Y'all too talented. I hate you. (And I HATE 'y'all'!)

How do you people do it? *Grumbles and leaves*

Actually! *turns and pokes little Spritely monster* Keep it up. *grumbles* Talented bitch...


Actually, full disclosure. my cat wrote it. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Actually, full disclosure. my cat wrote it. smile


You and your cat are merely different perspectives of your personality, we all know it! You can't put your kitty ears on and claim the cat wrote it. x
A poetry selection!
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Some days the clouds may eat the sun, the fear might eat your smile...
We took a boat out on the bay, sailed for half a mile.
Small seagull landed on the rail, and I'm sure I head him whisper say:
"massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay"

Took the ferry out to the sound; I folded up a paper tiger.
Then I tossed it overboard, just to watch it float upon the water...
Half heard a sound, sea otter laughing, sun was in my eye...
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica bay

Found a jar full of beads, crimson red and made of glass.
Reminded me of a boy from a childhood long and lost and past...
When all is said, and all is done, not much to really say,
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay



(I am SO SORRY but I am an EDITOR. You are A MOD... DELETE THE CUT IF YOU WANT!)

Jesus I think you worked a MIRACLE with this!

xx SF
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(I am SO SORRY but I am an EDITOR. You are A MOD... DELETE THE CUT IF YOU WANT!)

Jesus I think you worked a MIRACLE with this!

xx SF



cats don't do punctuation or the little dot things, either. mew. =^.^=

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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cats don't do punctuation or the little dot things, either. mew. =^.^=




I'm in a CHATTY mood...

I have a GODAUGHTER... (Skylar Rose... She's nearly TWO...) She can walk and talk, and she gets JOKES... Our NO BUMPS game is fucking classic comedy to HER...

In MY ROSIE'S house THEY keep CATS... (I like cats...)

Mostly Sky Rosie is cool with the CATS... BUT SOMETIMES SHE PLAYS HARD... (Cat's don't GET IT...)

MY FAVOURITE CAT is 'Miaou Miaou' she's a DOTE... When I bring ROSIE for walks Miaou Miaou walks alongside us...

The last time I visited I got up to find SCRATCHES on ROSIE'S face!!! (She had WHACKED Miaou Miaou and got SCRATCHED for her trouble...) MY GOD I WANTED TO KILL THAT CAT!

Rosie's parents laughed.

xx SF
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I'm in a CHATTY mood...

I have a GODAUGHTER... (Skylar Rose... She's nearly TWO...) She can walk and talk, and she gets JOKES... Our NO BUMPS game is fucking classic comedy to HER...

In MY ROSIE'S house THEY keep CATS... (I like cats...)

Mostly Sky Rosie is cool with the CATS... BUT SOMETIMES SHE PLAYS HARD... (Cat's don't GET IT...)

MY FAVOURITE CAT is 'Miaou Miaou' she's a DOTE... When I bring ROSIE for walks Miaou Miaou walks alongside us...

The last time I visited I got up to find SCRATCHES on ROSIE'S face!!! (She had WHACKED Miaou Miaou and got SCRATCHED for her trouble...) MY GOD I WANTED TO KILL THAT CAT!

Rosie's parents laughed.

xx SF



if someone whacked me, i'd scratch 'em too. that's how kids learn not to whack cats. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Some days the clouds eat the sun, the fear eats your smile
took a boat out on the bay, sailed for many a mile
seagull landed on the rail, and i'm sure i head him say
"massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay"

Took the ferry out to the sound, folded up a paper tiger
tossed it overboard, just to watch it float upon the water
heard a sound, sea otter laughing, the sun was in my eye
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica bay

Found a jar full of beads, crimson red and made of glass
reminded me of a boy from a childhood long past
When all is said, and all is done, not much to really say
massive blue whales nearly ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay





This is so beautiful.....xox
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I feel so daft doing this. I've never written a poem before, but my friend Sprite has inspired me to be brave.

This is an allegorical poem about my struggle to establish a relationship.



Should the boat shake, rock and sway

For the waves are fierce, in disarray

Fear not, my friend, we'll find our way

When blue whales ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay


Just once more into the fray

For today is murky, dark and grey

We either live or die on this day

When blue whales ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay


The end is nigh, for time does weigh

Everytime I hear you say

It's me not you, I cannot stay

When blue whales sink sailboat in Santa Monica Bay
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I feel so daft doing this. I've never written a poem before, but my friend Sprite has inspired me to be brave.

This is an allegorical poem about my struggle to establish a relationship.



Should the boat shake, rock and sway

For the waves are fierce, in disarray

Fear not, my friend, we'll find our way

When blue whales ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay


Just once more into the fray

For today is murky, dark and grey

We either live or die on this day

When blue whales ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay


The end is nigh, for time does weigh

Everytime I hear you say

It's me not you, I cannot stay

When blue whales sink sailboat in Santa Monica Bay
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I feel so daft doing this. I've never written a poem before, but my friend Sprite has inspired me to be brave.

This is an allegorical poem about my struggle to establish a relationship.



Should the boat shake, rock and sway

For the waves are fierce, in disarray

Fear not, my friend, we'll find our way

When blue whales ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay


Just once more into the fray

For today is murky, dark and grey

We either live or die on this day

When blue whales ram sailboat in Santa Monica Bay


The end is nigh, for time does weigh

Everytime I hear you say

It's me not you, I cannot stay

When blue whales sink sailboat in Santa Monica Bay



Aren't WRITERS so often BEAUTIFUL?

xx Steph
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It is the INHERENT MUSICALITY of words and phrases that often makes me go 'AHHHHHHH!' (Not what they MEAN!!!)

So I'll shoot...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIon8XfIq8s



Santa Monica Bay.



And so we took the boat right out today...

I know that we have things to do, discuss and things to say...

I think that on the peaceful sea that we might find a way?

Massive Blue Whales Nearly Ram Sailboat In Santa Monica Bay...


There are bigger things than everything when things are not okay...

But if we're going to let it go we should perhaps not delay?

For I can not abide to have you quite this far away,

Massive Blue Whales Nearly Ram Sailboat In Santa Monica Bay.


We can see the shore from here; that's from where we came.

If you take my hand I promise you love we can get back there again...

But Baby Dear it is my fear that this is our last day? If

Massive Blue Whales Nearly Ram Sailboat In Santa Monica Bay.



xx SF


(I FUCKING love THAT!!!) FOUR MINUTES!!!















This is such a beautiful poem. I really enjoy everything you write. I really think your the most talented writer here on Lush.

This is another poem that speaks loud and clear. Really breathtaking and gorgeous like all of your work.

Hugs,
Mysteria
Xoxo
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Many years ago we met and joined,
We weathered storms and laughed til we cried.
Three Children you have given me,
Love to you I have pledged.

We no longer are young,
But my inner self sees you as such.
Our years left are less than before,
But I treasure every day, hour, and minute left.

Many things we had planned have not happened as wanted,
But we are still the eternally hopeful pair that defied the odds.
The naysayers themselves are now quieted and scorned,
And we are blessed with memories...and our commitment is still firm.

So our days are shorter now,
But our love is stronger.
Our children have children,
And we still have them...and theirs...and Us.

Our lives are blessed, and...
The toil and hardship strengthened us, instead of breaking us.
I am now more of you,
And you somewhat, at times, like me..

But mainly we are still...We.

To my wife of 39 years, with Love.
A determined person with perseverance can overcome many obstacles. They can, many times, perform better than those who are more intelligent, stronger and with better finances by determination and perseverance
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Many years ago we met and joined,
We weathered storms and laughed til we cried.
Three Children you have given me,
Love to you I have pledged.

We no longer are young,
But my inner self sees you as such.
Our years left are less than before,
But I treasure every day, hour, and minute left.

Many things we had planned have not happened as wanted,
But we are still the eternally hopeful pair that defied the odds.
The naysayers themselves are now quieted and scorned,
And we are blessed with memories...and our commitment is still firm.

So our days are shorter now,
But our love is stronger.
Our children have children,
And we still have them...and theirs...and Us.

Our lives are blessed, and...
The toil and hardship strengthened us, instead of breaking us.
I am now more of you,
And you somewhat, at times, like me..

But mainly we are still...We.

To my wife of 39 years, with Love.



No Wonder SHE keeps YOU.

xx SF
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A guy sauntered up with a sway
Which I thought made him look rather gay,
Until he grabbed my arse and leaned in to say,
"Twenty bucks for suck round the back, hey?"

"You cheeky fuck!" I screamed outside the cafe.
And although it might have been somewhat cliché,
I twatted him with a cafeteria tray
There in Santa Monica Bay.

I need a coffee.

### ###

Sprite: "Is the coffee bit part of the poem?"

Me: "Umm... does it work as part of the poem?"

Sprite: "Kinda."

Me: "Of course it's part of the poem!"

Sprite: "Doesn't rhyme though."

Me: "I need a coffee and a chocolate chip cook-kay?"

Sprite:
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Dykes.

(They may as well speak Greek.)

xx SF

Liz: "I'm amazed you lasted four minutes..."

Me: "Fuck You, Jaffa Cake."
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Y'all are so good! smile

In the spirit of quickfire poems:-


Takes more than a girl to wreck havoc center court
Yet a game can be turned by a single clever block.
To the ones who think, they never stood a shot:
Take your best aim and give it all you've got!
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Aren't WRITERS so often BEAUTIFUL?

xx Steph


You are a fine writer, sir, and someone I greatly admire.

But I am by no means a poet. I have only recently begun reading poetry.

Devising the occasional rhyme for a bit of fun is the nearest I've dared venture.

My forte is short story writing. I've been writing stories since I was old enough to pick up a pen.

My mother, who works as a journalist, has had a big influence on my life.

My ambition is to become a professional author someday, preferably before the age of forty, under the pen name Donna Mayer.
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You are a fine writer, sir, and someone I greatly admire.

But I am by no means a poet. I have only recently begun reading poetry.

Devising the occasional rhyme for a bit of fun is the nearest I've dared venture.

My forte is short story writing. I've been writing stories since I was old enough to pick up a pen.

My mother, who works as a journalist, has had a big influence on my life.

My ambition is to become a professional author someday, preferably before the age of forty, under the pen name Donna Mayer.


I was 11 years a JOURNALIST/WRITER before I joined LUSH STORIES... (I'm here FIVE YEARS!)

I've learned more about WRITING on this site than anywhere else I ever worked. (I WORKED here for a TIME...) The TALENT here is BEYOND IMAGINABLE!!! *INCREDIBLE TALENT!!!*

The thing that AMAZES me here is that I can TALK to THE FUCKERS who write... Stupid Questions... ("What did you mean...") And they'll TALK to you???

writing is BOLLOX... (You never know...) But writers WRITE!!! (When they can...)

As a YOUNG WRITER you are in the best place to learn and observe here...

ask Questions. The Doll, Frank, LIZ, LISA, Coco, Ben, Karen, Maz, JUDE, Rae, Star, Misty, SAGA, Jayne, ANY ONE OF THEM (And DOZENS MORE!!!) will talk to you...

And seriously...

SEVEN YEARS I spent in UNIVERSITY!!! (Degrees out my ASS!)

(I've learnt more HERE!)

xx SF
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Bury me with calamine lotion
and grant me rule of thumb
to shy away from three inch nails
that which button down my hatch
six feet deep in need of scratch
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I was 11 years a JOURNALIST/WRITER before I joined LUSH STORIES... (I'm here FIVE YEARS!)

I've learned more about WRITING on this site than anywhere else I ever worked. (I WORKED here for a TIME...) The TALENT here is BEYOND IMAGINABLE!!! *INCREDIBLE TALENT!!!*

The thing that AMAZES me here is that I can TALK to THE FUCKERS who write... Stupid Questions... ("What did you mean...") And they'll TALK to you???

writing is BOLLOX... (You never know...) But writers WRITE!!! (When they can...)

As a YOUNG WRITER you are in the best place to learn and observe here...

ask Questions. The Doll, Frank, LIZ, LISA, Coco, Ben, Karen, Maz, JUDE, Rae, Star, Misty, SAGA, Jayne, ANY ONE OF THEM (And DOZENS MORE!!!) will talk to you...

And seriously...

SEVEN YEARS I spent in UNIVERSITY!!! (Degrees out my ASS!)

(I've learnt more HERE!)





Lot of truth here. when i joined, i could write, but it took me a while of actually writing to find my voice, and along the way, i was helped along that path by a lot of different people, mostly just reading their stories and talking to them about them. i am still learning, and finding new inspiration. Dancing Doll has been a large part of that, but not the only one - Steph, Liz, Lady X, pretty much all of my fellow mods, they've all been a part of the mix. and don't worry about the degrees or the experience - just write - they help, sure, but they are not the be all and end all - natural talent is just as important, as is experimenting. btw, i nearly dropped out of HS.

best advice, btw, i can offer is to not try to write like your favorite author, write like yourself. anything else will not leave you satisfied - you'll never quite be as good as them, at least in that style. write like yourself. find your voice, find what works for you, and even if it goes against convention, go with it. never force it, btw - a happy writer is a good writer - if you're not feeling it, if you're feeling frustrated, if you try to force it, it will show.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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A guy sauntered up with a sway
Which I thought made him look rather gay,
Until he grabbed my arse and leaned in to say,
"Twenty bucks for suck round the back, hey?"

"You cheeky fuck!" I screamed outside the cafe.
And although it might have been somewhat cliché,
I twatted him with a cafeteria tray
There in Santa Monica Bay.

I need a coffee.

### ###

Sprite: "Is the coffee bit part of the poem?"

Me: "Umm... does it work as part of the poem?"

Sprite: "Kinda."

Me: "Of course it's part of the poem!"

Sprite: "Doesn't rhyme though."

Me: "I need a coffee and a chocolate chip cook-kay?"

Sprite:


Why do you test me like this? smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I was 11 years a JOURNALIST/WRITER before I joined LUSH STORIES... (I'm here FIVE YEARS!)

I've learned more about WRITING on this site than anywhere else I ever worked. (I WORKED here for a TIME...) The TALENT here is BEYOND IMAGINABLE!!! *INCREDIBLE TALENT!!!*

The thing that AMAZES me here is that I can TALK to THE FUCKERS who write... Stupid Questions... ("What did you mean...") And they'll TALK to you???

writing is BOLLOX... (You never know...) But writers WRITE!!! (When they can...)

As a YOUNG WRITER you are in the best place to learn and observe here...

ask Questions. The Doll, Frank, LIZ, LISA, Coco, Ben, Karen, Maz, JUDE, Rae, Star, Misty, SAGA, Jayne, ANY ONE OF THEM (And DOZENS MORE!!!) will talk to you...

And seriously...

SEVEN YEARS I spent in UNIVERSITY!!! (Degrees out my ASS!)

(I've learnt more HERE!)

xx SF















Well, yes, my writing has improved somewhat over the past two months.

Mummy even said so herself, and that's quite something coming from her.

There are several people on this site to whom I owe a great debt of gratitude. They have been most hospitable and helpful.

But my social graces leave a lot to be desired, I'm afraid. I have difficulty adhering to social norm. I often act impulsively and make a fool of myself. I want to be normal like everyone else, to be accepted by my peers, but it's difficult. I don't think people are quite ready for one such as myself.

I don't wish to be a bother, so I'll mind my own business and let you guys have fun.
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Bury me with calamine lotion
and grant me rule of thumb
To combine words and notion read aloud seems far from numb.


To shy away from three inch nails
And railroad rails and holy grails and pony tails and awesome fails and bucket pails and yacht sails
and so sweet sugar softly shined and spun.


That which button down my hatch
Six feet deep in need of scratch
Whip up the words into a batch, and as I've noticed, readers, Al does catch!!!




Hope You Didn't Mind That!!! (I meant it with respect.)

xx SF
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Lot of truth here. when i joined, i could write, but it took me a while of actually writing to find my voice, and along the way, i was helped along that path by a lot of different people, mostly just reading their stories and talking to them about them. i am still learning, and finding new inspiration. Dancing Doll has been a large part of that, but not the only one - Steph, Liz, Lady X, pretty much all of my fellow mods, they've all been a part of the mix. and don't worry about the degrees or the experience - just write - they help, sure, but they are not the be all and end all - natural talent is just as important, as is experimenting. btw, i nearly dropped out of HS.

best advice, btw, i can offer is to not try to write like your favorite author, write like yourself. anything else will not leave you satisfied - you'll never quite be as good as them, at least in that style. write like yourself. find your voice, find what works for you, and even if it goes against convention, go with it. never force it, btw - a happy writer is a good writer - if you're not feeling it, if you're feeling frustrated, if you try to force it, it will show.


All you say is true. I'm one with the degrees but if I had to do it all over again, I would have paid more attention in English class. I not only appreciate your stories and poems, but also your glibness and humor. You always bring a smile to my face. I've been on this site for a year and a half now. I have no delusion of ever achieving your skill set but I truly enjoy the writing and creativity. So many have assisted me that I can't name them all. Poetry is not something I ever thought I could do but discovered it within me. It is a challenge for me but starting to flow. My favorite work I attempted was a poem comprised of all questions.

Questions of Love

Is love but a fleeting feeling?
Or something that is true?
Is it just a passing emotion?
Why is it drawing me to you?

Is love about finding beauty?
Why is there so much pain?
Can it truly mend a broken heart?
Can it make me whole again?

Is it love that bonds us together?
Or desire that controls our minds?
Can my love be a soulful promise?
Or did I just simply waste your time?

Is love like a hidden secret?
One that I am so unaware?
Does it lead to greater purpose?
Do you know how much I care?

Is love about seeking forgiveness?
Will it set aside consuming pride?
Will my selfish will bend to yours?
Or just push yours to the side?

Is love the thing the seals us?
Or am I caught by what you say and do?
Is my heart truly filled with love?
Why can't I stop thinking of you?

Is our love the real question?
Could it ever be defined?
Do you feel my soul touching yours?
Will you forever always be mine?
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As a YOUNG WRITER you are in the best place to learn and observe here...


No truer words spoken. This is the best site for expanding yourself as a writer. It is directly interactive, encouraging and even forgiving. Besides that, it is filled to the brim with a fine collection of writers and styles. There is something here and an audience for everyone.

I will add this. School can teach you about the logic and the mechanics of writing. It can help you recognize good writing. Anyone can be taught grammar and structure. But, you can't teach a person style and you can't teach them how to be interesting, to take something old (and I hate to break it to you but it's all been done before) and put a new touch to it. You can't give them something actually worth listening to. That comes from within. Education may refine it, but it isn't going to give it to you. So if you don't have all the mechanics down, the "writerly" language and all that bull shit, don't sweat it. Anyone can write perfectly, but that doesn't make them a writer. If you get the sense of what I'm saying.
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Rosie's parents laughed.

xx SF



Kid's PARENTS are weird...

"STUART!!!!!!! She's JUGGLING with CHAINSAWS and DRINKING BATTERY ACID!!!"

"She's fine..."

xx SF

That happened.

Stuart Ross : "No it didn't..."