This is taken from an old radio show. You are at the door of a high class reception announcing the guests a they arrive.. The surname of the guest, ("Mr and Mrs.....)followed by an entirely inappropriate first name of their son, daughter, etc. As in..........
Mr and Mrs Tyme, and their son Justin. ..........Or
Mr and Mrs Lastic, and their daughter Lucy. ...........Go on have a go.
Thanks Lucy, you're the first. Come on Cindy, I did say it was a reception. I'm sure you'll think of something!
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Bone and their daughter Marie Lee.
Mr and Mrs Green and their daughter Theresa
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Mr and Mrs Bigun and their son Ivor.
Mr and Mrs Dover and their son Ben.
Mr. and Mrs. Full and their daughter Cyn.
And our friends from the East...... Mr and Mrs Nel and their daughter Fuki.
Mr and Mrs Back... and their daughter Helen
Mr. and Mrs. Conda and their lovely daughter Anna
Mr and Mrs Flungpoo and their son Who
Mr and Mrs Urcockov and their charming daughter Whobit
Mr. And Mrs. Eatapus, and their son Henry Eatapus
Mr And Mrs McCavity and their son Phil.
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Brator and their sweet daughter Vi
And now we have young Jeremy Sturbate and his Ma......
Mr & Mrs Fuck and their son, Mind.
The Earl, and Duchess of Sandwich, and their children Peanut, Butter, and Jelly
Mr and Mrs Smeg and their twin sons Bernard and Brian
And here we have Mr And Mrs Cratchit with their son Willie S.
And here we have Mr and Mrs Schizoph and their daughter Cindisturbed.
Next comes Mr & Mrs McCoatup..........with their son Angus
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Closely followed by Mr & Mrs Dover..............with their delightful daughter Eileen
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tinn and their daughter Poppy
Introducing the distinguished Mr and Mrs Meehoff and their son, Jack
