What's the best and/or funniest pick up line you've received?
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Pick up lines?
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Pick up lines don't work with me -- I want to know who you are not how you market youself
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Here are some great answers to pickup lines --
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
my personal favorite --
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
my personal favorite --
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
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"If I said you had a nice chest would you take off your top and dance around a little??"
Oh wait, you wanted ones I've HEARD not USED.
My bad.
Oh wait, you wanted ones I've HEARD not USED.
My bad.
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I honestly can't think of one that I have heard that has had any positive influence on me. I usually burst out laughing and that finishes that.
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Thanks for the replies!
Eh, sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. I think guys are just looking for something to break the ice and get a giggle and then go from there.
Eh, sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. I think guys are just looking for something to break the ice and get a giggle and then go from there.
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I had a funny one about a year ago....I am at a bar and I say to the group of men I am with "who is taking me home" and they all say "all of us!"