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DannyCD became dannyDVD when his sex video was posted on You Tube
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Location: Just around the corner
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Hap took a tumble into that water when DannyCD found out he was the one to leak the sex video
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Lissie actually mistyped her name it was supposed to be LezzieDaisy
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In Tami's wallpaper...she really isn't trying to adjust the volume...but trying to crush a tennis ball with her clit...very hot!
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Jason doesn't actually ride a motorcycle, he's deathly afraid of them.
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Bubbles21 has the Guinness record for longest bubble bath in history without putting in new hot water -- 128 hours, 16 minutes, 42 seconds [unfortunately she was an icicle afterward and hasn't yet recovered].
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Token puts ads in the personals for someone to play with his pussy. When they show uo, he throws them in with his tiger. Naughty Boy
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Tammy was the one who lovingly purchased the swim trunks in my avatar for me -- doesn't she have good taste! And she launders them for me on the gentle cycle to make sure they last years and years!
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Hap has a genius IQ, that's how he learned to spell Tami so well and Hap, take your pills, you're delusional again
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Tami is a stand up comedian who performs at night in front of her mirror
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are booty is made in china
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dannyCD doesn't know the difference between a condom and a conundrum.
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Location: Down Under, Australia
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Jill is really a nun
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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tubby once swallowed a cricket, and continuously uncontrollably jumped out of and back into bed until his partner left for good!
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Hap fell for the same April Fool's joke 8 years in a row! [What does that make him? An April Fool!]
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although she is straight naughty can't help but have wild, kinky dreams about me.
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The only reason slutpuppy says she is bisexual is to make me jealous of not only the men on Lush, but the women too [by the way, it works]!
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Hap is holding his paddle to steady himself whilst standing... his knees weaken and his tongue is out constantly from all these gorgeous women at Lush
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The 28 in Kiki's handle stands for how many minutes she can hold her breath for underwater
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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LOL
Squirthero claims he can shoot his load 28 meters far
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LOL... how did you know!
Seriously tho, the 28 stands for, how high she can jump in metres from a crouching position..
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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Squirthero wrote:LOL... how did you know!
Seriously tho, the 28 stands for, how high she can jump in metres from a crouching position.. Or the amount of times he can cum in one night 
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Your supposed to be telling lies on here lol...
No, I got it, its the amount of times she wants me to cum
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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Squirthero chose his screen name because he has delusions of grandeur -- he thinks he can put out a fire engulfing an entire apartment building simply by pissing on it!
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Hap wants to take photos of Squirthero putting out that fire
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Sisters showed up at Hap's house begging him for sex. He agreed only on the condition that she perform 2 tasks and have one important physical characteristic - suck a 24 oz. Coke bottle dry in 2 seconds, rub all the bark off a tree branch in 6 seconds -- both of which she did -- and have pubic hairs 16 inches long. Insulted she said "Not even for you Hap, the sexiest man in the world, would I cut off 8 inches of my pubic hairs".
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Bouncer at Gay Bar
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Sisters gets really wet thinking about hap's paddle.
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LusciousLola in fact looks just like her new avatar, with tattoos all over her body, most of floral prints except the one just above her crotch that reads "Hap Heaven"
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Hap threatens poor defenceless girls
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