Hello there,
Ladies I am a 24-year-old male and I have a specific question for you. I don’t know if you are familiar with jerk off instructions? It means that you (as a girl) tell me how I should jerk off. I am looking for a girl how would like to give me some jerk off instruction. It could be done over Skype, a video of even an MP3.
I you would like to help me out send me a PM.
P.S. if there are some grammar faults in my text, sorry I am not a native English speaker
Do you not know how, or do you just want a woman to tell you what to do?
Palm meet Dick. I don't know what more I can say.
I'm picking up what you're laying down. I'm guessing you already know how to do it, but you just want a girl to tell you how she wants you to do it via cam, correct?
In that case, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna type this once and I do not repeat myself. I repeat, I do not repeat myself.
If we're gonna do this, I need you to get some hot sauce (you choose, I'm not picky), dental floss, nail polish remover (acetone free), magnetic hair rollers (jumbo size), Bengay, and a plastic fork (preferably clear, but it can be white if you're in a pinch).
Once you've gathered all of those things, I need you to preheat the oven to 350 degrees farenheit, and then we'll go from there.
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I'm going to take your question seriously.
First let me say that the activity you describe is, in my experience, NOT uncommon here. Many members have 'hooked-up' and enjoy 'cyber-relationships' which CAN be very enjoyable and fruitful. Indeed, I have met some people here in this way who have become very special to me, as I believe I am to them... Some, (NOT ALL!) of these connections have been almost explosively sexually charged, or have become that over time.
But a cyber-relationship mirrors a real-life relationship in a number of ways. You have to at least 'buy a girl a drink first'. What YOU have done is walked into a crowded bar, stood on a table and shouted, "Any of you Ladies whom I never met before wanna help me jerk off?"
That isn't really gonna work.
Get to know the site. Read the stories. Comment on the ones you like. Become a writer yourself. Add your opinion, (POLITELY!) to Forum topics that interest you. In this way, we will get a sense of WHO you are and what you are about. If your are polite, kind, intelligent and, yes, lucky you will make friends here and POSSIBLY people who become more than friends... It happens often here.
Best of luck.
xx Steph
Yeahhh...aren't there websites that will, for a fee, connect you with a random woman via cam? English is not my natural language, either, but even I can figure out that what you really want is a woman to watch you bring yourself off. Follow Steph's advice and get down off of the table, mingle, buy a few drinks for a few ladies and see what comes of it (no pun intended).
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
Really ladies? Funny?
I thought people got together as easily as a chat room, via chat, or messaging, sending a nudie picture all the time, or just asking to get together and even without the drinks or wine and dine! I think many do and on Lush or any site. I thought people were so sexually open? Don't like "jerk-offs"? -people signing up and then asking this stuff or something like this? I see. (I understand~really, I am just making an observation.)
There are plenty of cattle calls on BDSM of "I need a Mistress" etc. & I am sure other places-wherever they can.
At least he asks for what he wants.
There are other ways to jerk off and there ways to instruct.
Not everyone may like your threads or mine - no matter how trendy, or intellectual, or long we have been a true "Lushy."
I'm not going to make this a joke -OP'ers do good enough sometimes.
I like the sexual threads...and I think this is "different" ~ (??? in a way).
I might like a "date" first or things (sometimes it would take more than that, like for some a mickey! or ruffy! seriously!) and I like flowers and things...rl or certain things online *but not everyone follows that as something they want. I personally participate in forums and read and have an icon but jerk-offs, and things happen in the cyber, and pop up in chat, as we all know, and yet we have some stranger questions. There are also the no icon non-new members with 150 friends and not a single forum post or story or comment or vote. Heyyyyy. lol
Funny stuff everywhere.
. . . but there are definately ways to do what he is asking, even erotic ones.
Thanx for the tip of the BDSM-forum, I will check it out.
