I wish to cite "Yeah... no."
As in, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah... no, I was just looking for the..." etc etc.
How can it be yeah and no?
I've noticed people saying that a lot lately.
I love you and not meaning it.
I hate people using "bud , pal or mate" when they aren't one if my friends.
:-(
'I could care less' instead of 'I couldn't care less.'
It drives me up a fucking wall.
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"Can you get me the O2 stats from the pulse ox?"
No, because its an O2 Sat short for saturation. not stat.
I'll take care of it. 3 days later.
Just a minute.
I'll be right back on the phone then get disconnected
"Don't worry about it."
"Trust me"
"So you like a small tiny penis?" - "How small is small?"
"You are seeming to take that personally" What?? -(Me: I'm thinking and laughing to myself shaking my head at how I am really not, and how ridiculous for someone to say that, but to the people that think themselves savvy and say that crap~I think I sure could say or do something personal to THEM. Not worth it though.)
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"Come go with me" - ack!
"Welcome to my world" - That pisses me off highly. My husband says it to irritate me.
You send regards to someone if you want to say hello. But it is with/in regard to (singular) when you mean about, not regards as many people say.
"Maam, can I see your license and registration?"
"I liked your hair better straight"
"When are you guys getting married?"
"Oh shit! I came!"
"Have a nice day!"
That they find something appalling and walk away and do nothing about it.
When people say pacifically instead of specifically.
I fucking hate when people say, "That's not my job" and then expect a promotion
Finishing a sentence with "you know" you know.
When people say, jus' sayin'...After everything.
Orientate instead of orient. Why add unnecessary syllables?
And supposably. HATE that. Grrrr. My eldest daughter says it just to piss me off (though she calls it pushing my buttons).
I am totally guilty on the "yeah...no" thing. Sorry, Danielle.
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOADED!!!!! Stop making such a fuss. It's a fucking flesh wound! Jesus, you're such a BITCH! Look, I called 911... And stop fucking bleeding on the Astrakhan, Dude..."
xx SF
I used to work with a girl who said "You know what I'm saying" after every sentence. I wanted to throw her out the window by the end of the day!
"I'll be there in five minutes"
then show up a half hour later.
"I'll be there in five minutes"
then show up a half hour later.
When people say, I would hate to have your job and follow up with, but that's why you get paid the big bucks....
