Okay, this review might provoke a few eyebrow rises as well as some laughters, but I thought I'd share this fun experience anyway.
A few weeks ago, after an intense fucking session with a girl that I've been seeing since a while, she and I engaged in sexual talk where we discussed about penis sizes. Mostly, she was teasing me to temper my sexual ego, saying that she had been with guys with bigger dicks before. This didn't particularly insult me, as I'm slightly above average anyway (6 x 4,75) and she admitted that my size was plenty enough to satisfy her, but she kept teasing me just for fun:
Her: "Well, most of those other guys were only slightly bigger than you, but trust me, it did make a difference somehow."
Me: "Ah, come on, only one inch longer than me could possibly hurt your cervix, and I doubt just an extra inch deeper in your vagina really makes a big difference. Plus I can go balls deep with you, and slap your clit with my pubis as I'm thrusting. And my girth is far from bad."
Her: "I swear though, I'd really like to try one of those monster cocks some day. I'm sure that would provoke an awesome orgasm."
This conversation stayed on my mind as we parted ways, and somehow I really wanted to make her eat her words. A few days later while browsing the web, a malicious grin appeared on my face as I stumbled on this page.
I figured only $20 (a little less than $30 with shipping) was well worth the money to have some fun with that girl. I ordered that thing without second thought, thinking that I'd add maybe 1,5-inch to the length of my cock as well as some thickness. Not exactly a monster cock, but rather large nonetheless.
One week later, I received the package in my mailbox. As I opened it, I was greatly surprised: that thing was much fucking bigger than I expected. I took my measuring tape and measured an easy 8-inch in length in its flaccid/empty state. The walls were also much thicker than I expected, almost 1/2-inch all around, which would add nearly 1-inch to the width of my cock.
Here's what that thing looks like in the hands of a woman (enjoy the music!):
Time to put that thing on. After a few trials and errors, I finally found the way that works best for me to transform into my 'Mr. Big Cock' alter ego.
I simply rub the head of my dick with some lube/lotion and turn the sleeve inside out until only the 'tip' remains insertable; as you can see on the picture up above, the sleeve comes with an internal 'tip' to grip the glans so that the penis doesn't move inside of it during sex. I then plunge my glans into the tip and roll the sleeve back on my dick, while carefully removing all the air that might get trapped inside the sleeve. As the opening of the sleeve rolls back on my pubis, I also feel some suction being created.
When done correctly, the sleeve holds in place perfectly, even if I pull hard on it. For me personally, the sleeve also held perfectly erect, but my penis is naturally pointing upward; with the weight of the sleeve, the angle of my erection lost maybe 30 degrees, but it was still higher than horizontal. Guys that are naturally pointing straight forward when erect might be pointing slightly downward with that sleeve.
One thing that's worth noting is that the 'inside' of the sleeve is 6-inch in length. This is exactly my size so it fitted me perfectly, but the sleeve could also be cut to accommodate shorter penises (as is explicitly instructed on the box).
Okay, so that thing was on. Fuck, it was even bigger now that my dick was inside of it.
Otherwise, everything looked good. It looked very natural on me (aside from the monstrous size): the edge of the sleeve was barely noticeable at the base of my dick, the erection looked firm and natural, and the color matched almost perfectly with my skin tone.
I took my measuring tape once again, and measured about 8,5-inch in length and a 6,5-inch circumference. Here's what it looks like when compared to my 'natural' cock:
(6 x 4,75) vs (8,5 x 6,5)
Note: If you look for naked pictures of Tommy Gunn, you'll easily realize that his dick is way smaller than this sleeve, especially when it's inserted. Tommy Gunn is just slightly larger than me naturally, my guess being around 6,25 x 5,5. He's also around my height (5'8"-5'9"), so the comparison is easy to make for me in regard to proportions. Yet another proof that porn is misleading and exaggerated.
A few days later, I called the same girl to invite her at my place, trying to suppress the amusement and laughter in my voice.
When the weekend finally arrived and the girl was on her way, I carefully hid the sleeve inside my bathroom, planning for my big surprise (pun intended). When the girl arrived and we were ready to have sex after some half-naked foreplay, I said enthusiastically:
"Get yourself comfortable, I need to go to the bathroom. I have a surprise for you."
I went to the bathroom, got naked, quickly inserted the sleeve and came out wearing only a towel around my waist, trying desperately to hide that huge thing by pressing it against my stomach. The girl was on my bed, already fully naked.
"So, do you still crave a monster cock? Think you can handle me?", I said as I threw my towel.
The expression on her face really was a thing to witness (lol). An awesome combination of 'What the fuck!?', 'What happened to your dick!?' and 'That thing is way too big for my pussy!'.
Admittedly, that thing looks quite real, and since she was observing it from a certain distance when I threw my towel, she really thought that it was my real dick that got inflated for a few seconds. She finally understood that it was a sleeve, and we both laughed at it.
After a few comical banter of 'What got you!?' and 'Damn you're crazy!', I finally asked:
"So, wanna try it? Still up for a monster cock?"
We both knew that cock was way too big to have proper intercourse, at least at the pace we're usually used to. But we were both enthusiastic to try it, at least for the fun of it. She first rubbed it and tried to suck on it, but that thing was way too big; she could hardly get half of the head inside her mouth.
After some more foreplay to make sure she was fully aroused, I made sure to use plenty of lube (both on the cock and inside her vagina), and slowly pushed the head against the opening of her pussy. To help a little, I squeezed the tip a bit to at least get the glans inside. As a sufficient length was inside her, I could thrust using only my hips, but she warned me to be very careful.
After a few thrusts, the sleeve was starting to slide a bit more easily inside of her, though with still some resistance. Although it provided some pleasure, it was also a little uncomfortable for her (though she wasn't feeling any pain). Fun thing is, I could actually feel some sensation myself as both her pussy and the sleeve were compressing around my cock. Not enough to get off, but still admittedly quite pleasurable.
I should mention that this girl's vagina is about average in terms of tightness. The sleeve is also somewhat extensible, and could compress a little while sliding inside her.
With enough lube, the sleeve was also maintaining its position nicely around my penis, though my glans 'popped out' of the tip once and I had to readjust (easily done). Still, my thrusts were rather slow to keep the girl comfortable. Mainly, it was more about moving a big object slowly inside of her than 'fucking' per se.
Just for fun, we tried to get this cock as deep as possible inside her pussy. Result: about 1,5 to 2 inches were still out when it started to feel too uncomfortable for her. That's around 6,5 to 7 inches inside of her, which really isn't all that longer than my natural penis.
I started to rub her clit with my thumb while still thrusting inside her. She finally got off with it (a mix of clitoral and g-spot orgasm according to her). When she was ready for a second round, I asked arrogantly:
"So, what's your choice for the next round? That boring monster cock, or my 'unimpressive' dick?"
We both knew the answer, and I fucked her the good old way, with my 'average' dick and my 'awesome' pace, hardness and skills.
The verdict:
Very good quality overall, there's no denying that, especially for such a low price. It stays in place nicely, looks very real and the material is perfect. The fun you'll have with it will mostly depend on the size the girl can accommodate. Most women will find it much too big to really enjoy it, in my honest opinion. The percentage of women who can completely envelop such a huge dick comfortably is probably as low as the percentage of men who possess a cock that big.
And by the way, even myself was surprised at how big a 8+ inch dick looks for real, especially when accompanied by a proportionate girth. I'd be curious to learn how many women really stumbled across a penis that big. I just verified, and only 1/300 men have an 8-inch penis, 1/2500 for 8,5-inch. I really pity men who possess such an appendage; I'd take my 6-incher anytime over such an abnormality!
The next woman who'll complain about the size of my penis will be up for some nasty punishment though.
PS: If you ever see me mention that I own a 8,5 dick from now on, I'll be referring to the dick that's sitting inside my drawer.
Pros:
- Stays in place
- Men can still experience pleasure with it
- Realistic appearance
- Realistic/sturdy material
- Cheap price
Cons:
- Way too fucking big
