Have you ever held a guys dick whilst he was having a wee wee?
If so what did it make you feel like?
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Holding his cock
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i imagine the same feeling as giving a handjob but with even less purpose/enjoyment.
unless they're into watersports. o_o
unless they're into watersports. o_o
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i imagine the same feeling as giving a handjob but with even less purpose/enjoyment.
unless they're into watersports. o_o
No it's not really sexual, unless you want it to be, it's just fun. :-)
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No it's not really sexual, unless you want it to be, it's just fun. :-)
only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.
maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream.
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Have you ever held a guys dick whilst he was having a wee wee?
If so what did it make you feel like?
oh my .. r u for real????? ... is this new kind of fetish?
but there again if I was nurse and he couldn't ? ... but I am not a nurse...
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I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.
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only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.
maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream.
awwwww poor squirrels
just be sure they don't get u back... run up the leg of yr trousers... they like nuts!
["do we crack 'em now or save them for winter?"] .. giggles
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Yes I have. It wasn't done out of anything sexual or turn into anything sexual it was more of playful 'need a hand' kinda thing. I'm not into water sports and I wouldn't class this under that category but it was just something fun to do. I won't be running into the bathroom every time he does to hold his willy for him while he pees though.
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I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.
This totally fascinates me for some reason. Haven't done it, but I plan to.
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This totally fascinates me for some reason. Haven't done it, but I plan to.
I've done it... It wasn't very exciting but it had intrigued me... I'd expected it to be like holding a firehose or something ha ha
It was nothing like that:...
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I've done it... It wasn't very exciting but it had intrigued me... I'd expected it to be like holding a firehose or something ha ha
It was nothing like that:...
It does intrigue me.
It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses!
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only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.
maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream.
It really is fun, honestly! The first person was a girl at uni after sex, I had to go pee and she followed me. Midstream she came up behind and held it but wanted to play as well, so she pointed it round and round the bowl! It was a turn on and we went back to bed for another session.
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It does intrigue me.
It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses!
Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.
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Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.
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I have, but it really didn't do anything for me.
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It does intrigue me.
It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses!
But American fire trucks sound different to ones in the UK?
Wonder if that would make a difference..
Of course now I'm just thinking of firemen...
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Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.
This thread started out as a perfectly twisted penis-manipulation-while-urinating thread...and you had to further pollute it with the addition of Kancho.
Well played.
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oh my .. r u for real????? ... is this new kind of fetish?
but there again if I was nurse and he couldn't ? ... but I am not a nurse...
It isn't in a sexual way, some women want to see what its like to have a penis and to do the aiming thing and all that so yes i am for real! For real
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This thread started out as a perfectly twisted penis-manipulation-while-urinating thread...and you had to further pollute it with the addition of Kancho.
Well played.
Bwahaha. That Kancho business is pretty damn funny.
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I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.
Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.
This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.
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Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.
This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.
Well, she didn't really point my cock away from her shoes. When she grabbed hold of me the angle of my dangle went from softly pointing down to firmly pointing up. Not only did her shoes get ruined, but her white t-shirt became quite wet and transparent. And I'm not totally sure since I was drunk, but I swear she aimed it at her nipples.
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I think if I had a woman do that to me I would be hard instantly and unable to pee. I don't care how drunk I was.
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I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.
I have done this one time. We were a little drunk and I wanted to see if I could write my name in the snow (I'm serious!) with it. I couldn't, HAHA!
Next time I want to try holding it while he pee's with a condom on. See if he can fill it like a water balloon, LOL!!
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I think if I had a woman do that to me I would be hard instantly and unable to pee. I don't care how drunk I was.
You would really get hard? How curious, your avatar indicates that you are female. Hmmm
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I have done this one time. We were a little drunk and I wanted to see if I could write my name in the snow (I'm serious!) with it. I couldn't, HAHA!
Next time I want to try holding it while he pee's with a condom on. See if he can fill it like a water balloon, LOL!!
Thx Nikki, I can always count on you to put ideas in his head.
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Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.
This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.
OMG Lola!!! Nearly spat my drink on my laptop!!
That was awesome - I could actually see that like a movie in my head...
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Reminds me of an old joke.
A young man receives an angry visit from his girlfriend's father. The youngster answers the door and asks how he can be of service to him. The father tells him he's none to happy. He noticed that someone took a wee off his back porch and wrote his name in the snow. The youngster sheepishly confesses it was him and doesn't understand why he's so upset about it. The father explains that he has no problem with him taking a piss off his back porch and all, but he's quite upset that it was his daughter's handwriting.
A young man receives an angry visit from his girlfriend's father. The youngster answers the door and asks how he can be of service to him. The father tells him he's none to happy. He noticed that someone took a wee off his back porch and wrote his name in the snow. The youngster sheepishly confesses it was him and doesn't understand why he's so upset about it. The father explains that he has no problem with him taking a piss off his back porch and all, but he's quite upset that it was his daughter's handwriting.
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OMG Lola!!! Nearly spat my drink on my laptop!!
That was awesome - I could actually see that like a movie in my head...
Sorry darling.
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