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I wanted to see if it was actually true.

The city I live in has recently had a nasty man who has come to light. The Facebook group I had joined a month or two ago was the reason that this man was brought to the light. He has become known as "The Swiss Cheese Pervert." People have been commenting that supposedly people all around the world have heard about this man.

So I'm wondering, did anyone else hear about it (before I mentioned it on Lush)?
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I heard a couple news reports.
BelleduJour
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Sorry...haven't heard of this until now.
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OK. I just had to google this. Now I have heard everything.
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No, but now I have. Can't say I'm a better person for having learned this, but at least I know it.
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No its news to me.
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I had not until you posted this so I looked it up and this is his reasoning that he posted on a website:

"I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a . My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis."


If you see this man run or laugh but don't get in the car unless of course you have a thing for cheese too.
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lol!! Gotta admit, some of those holes look pretty sexy to me... ;)
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I had not until you posted this so I looked it up and this is his reasoning that he posted on a website:

"I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a . My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis."


If you see this man run or laugh but don't get in the car unless of course you have a thing for cheese too.



They actually arrested him yesterday and he is out of bail being watched by everyone in the neighborhood.

It creeps me out much.
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Sorry I hadn't heard of it down here.
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Please say this is a hoax!
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Please say this is a hoax!


Not a hoax. I wish it was, I was very grossed out seeing the story and the image of the man on my Facebook page.
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Nope, this is the first I'm hearing of it.
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lol!! Gotta admit, some of those holes look pretty sexy to me... ;)


LOL... the first thing I thought of when I read the title 'swiss cheese pervert' was that he was going around using his dick to punch out holes in cheese at supermarkets or something.

Although based on this pic, he'd clearly have to have a small one.
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I wonder if he uses spray cheese as lube for the Swiss.
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The only thing I thought Swiss Cheese was good for, was on top of a Green Bay Packer Fan's Head. Man was I wrong!
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Ridiculously stupid is it really news worthy? His crime misuse of a dairy product lol whipped cream could find its way into this catergory. Find a better channel or news website.
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Ridiculously stupid is it really news worthy? His crime misuse of a dairy product lol whipped cream could find its way into this catergory. Find a better channel or news website.


No he is going out in public propostioning women to jerk him off with it, he would drive around the neighborhood with his pants down and a piece of cheese
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No he is going out in public propostioning women to jerk him off with it, he would drive around the neighborhood with his pants down and a piece of cheese



Well not heard of it down this way too far south. Must be regional news yeah?
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How cheesy
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No, I haven't either.
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Using any cheese other than Swiss could be considered as 'un-holy'. lol

Now that was 'cheesy'.
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Never heard of him or the story...
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Never heard of him.
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ummm...never
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I'm never ordering the Swiss and bacon burger again, just in case. I'm now a dedicated cheddar guy thanks to this - and yes, I mean just for eating!
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I think I would have remembered hearing about something as bizarre as that.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

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Since both the initiator of this thread as well as the guy that posted the pic of the man in the car are no longer members here, it makes me wonder if HE was the swiss cheese pervert and was trying to generate interest in his story??? just sayin'...