I have a job I hate, and I have to clean a shit load of stuff everyday. I just sick of it, and I always find myself giving the mess the finger. This may sound petty to you, but it sucks when you gotta do it everyday.
The mirror, and effectively my reflection - after screwing up a test. Better to be frustrated than apathetic, I think.x
The meth head who told me I looked like a douchebag
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My boss. With my hand in my pocket, but satisfying to do none the less.
this old dickhead that was driving slowly past my home while i was sweeping my footpath
to one of my colleague in the office...
my boss when he called....
The intellect is always fooled by the heart. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
the world!! sometimes the world and all in it needs a big FUCK YOU!
The 'L' plates from my car once I'd passed my driving test.
My computer at work. It was not behaving itself and needed discipline.
Sexual innuendo? I can keep it up all night.
Waverley Council as we drove away from Bondi Beach. The motherfuckers stung us with a $169 parking ticket after catching us out with some deliberately misleading signage. I'm just glad we weren't being followed by bikies at the time.
I hope they enjoy the cash, because I'll never spend another cent in their territory ever again. I'll be going to Manly from now on, bitches!
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. The slow guy in the left lane. Seriously?? Just get over so the rest of us can get to work on time!
I drive the speed limit or slower so I do it a couple times a day for the fucking assholes that tailgate me. I slow down. If you're in that much of a hurry leave earlier asshole because I'll make your trip longer.
I've been known to get down to 35 on the freeway and the dick head stayed on my ass even though there were 2 lanes open for him to go around me. He flashed his lights, pulled out to go around. I just smiled broadly as I kept pace so he couldn't get back over and gave him the finger as he passed his off ramp. He was pounding on the dashboard as I just kept driving away.
I will express my displeasure and my wife will tell me I'm just dragging myself down to his level. I disagree and tell her I'm just using the only language they understand to tell them. I don't care if it's a man or woman. Get on my ass and get the finger and a real delay as I slow down. I have stopped my car too.
At 60 miles an hour your car travels 88 feet in "ONE" second. At 30 it's 44 feet. Most peoples reaction time to surprise is over one second so if you're closer than that you've just hit the car in front. If you do, you're as stupid as it gets.
The ass who pulled out in front of me while I was going the speed limit only to slow down to half of posted limit.
I worked in retail in a big store that had a major shoplifting problem. Thousands of dollars of merchandise went out the door every week. It was a minimum wage job and one of the reasons why we couldn't get raises or bonuses was because so much money was lost to theft.
When we learned we were finally going to get security cameras we were thrilled. The store was so politically-correct and afraid of lawsuits they never prosecuted shoplifters. Now it would be on tape.
But when the cameras were installed, they were all watching the employees at the registers! The owner didn't want to catch customers, she wanted to catch employees!
So I would be working at a register and scratch my head, my middle finger pointing up at a camera.
Yeah, I was fired.
The driver who blatantly cut me off this afternoon.
My boss yesterday afternoon
My iPhone and charger when it suddenly decided that "this accessory isn't supported."
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