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what will be your reaction if u were making out with a girl and suddenly u feel her cock(plus u didn't originally know she had a cock)
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Is she attractive?

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So she lives on a farm?
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Whatever your preference, that is just not cool. Things like that should be KNOWN and not a "surprise"! Hair or no hair is a surprise, dick or no dick should never be.
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Quote by Bronzedfun
So she lives on a farm?

A good lay! Oh no, that's a hen.
I'd me more shocked that he had tits, the cock I can deal with.
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It's no problem for me. That happened to me once, and we spent the entire night having great sex. Damn, this was Ask the Guys.
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I'd have her back to my place quicker than she could imagine! Mmmm.....
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what will be your reaction if u were making out with a girl and suddenly u feel her cock(plus u didn't originally know she had a cock)

I find it strange that it's always this way round. I wonder what a girl would say if she was making out with a "guy" then discovered that "he" had a pussy?
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I'd have her back to my place quicker than she could imagine! Mmmm.....

You'd have to be prepared for anything!
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Quote by dpw

I find it strange that it's always this way round. I wonder what a girl would say if she was making out with a "guy" then discovered that "he" had a pussy?


thats is interesting too
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I would be surprised; shocked, even, but the cock itself wouldn't be a deal breaker for me. I could roll with that. The fact that they felt that they felt they had to hide their gender from me might be, though, depending on the nature of the relationship. If we are actually seriously dating or something, I would rather know going in than find out inadvertently.
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Is she attractive?


Many can be!

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good photo frank
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So she lives on a farm?


HAHAHAHAHA! OMG!
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I worked with a guy who picked a girl up in a club and was all over her but never got her pants off. She invited him back to her place.
He showered. She was in bed when he was ready and the passion recommenced. Her breasts were perfect and she kissed like an angel. This time he got his hand down to finger her and found a cock. She was a lady boy. A very pretty one and had no evidence of male characteristics like a deep voice etc. He lost it. She started to cry. He cleared out.
Two weeks later he returned to work. A month later when he and I got together after an office party, we talked amongst other things, and he admitted he had booked himself into a mental hospital for therapy. He could not face himself after being all over a man he said. Our experience, which was very sexual, did much to restore his faith in women. We met a couple more times before he ended the affair. He had found a new lady and was planning to take her a lot more seriously than I was prepared to go. He is married now and he and his wife are friends. I have agreed his experience will remain just between the two of us. We have never had sex together since.
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Well, if she is a good kisser then I'd carry on making out.
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Our experience, which was very sexual, did much to restore his faith in women.


Why was his faith in women under question? It should properly have been his own faith in being able to judge between genders before sprouting a woody and then falling to pieces. I seriously cannot believe a male heterosexual who had been with more than a handful of women previously in his life - wouldn't know the difference inside of 30 seconds of looking at or talking with a ladyboy.

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We met a couple more times before he ended the affair. He had found a new lady and was planning to take her a lot more seriously than I was prepared to go. He is married now and he and his wife are friends. I have agreed his experience will remain just between the two of us. We have never had sex together since.


Meggsy to the rescue!

I don't doubt your story whatsoever and I'm not making fun...but I doubt seriously that your having sex with him did anything other than reaffirm to him, his ability to get laid by a real woman again.

I would never have even thought to use that story/line on any woman - just to see if she'd feel empathy for me and fuck my brains out to set me straight again.
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In reality, I'd probably freak! In fantasy land, I'd carry on playing with the she-male and enjoy a whole new world of fun!
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Me personally not being bothered about cock or pussy would go with it and be really turned on about being with a proper ladyboy tits cock ass what's not to like oh and hopefully great legs equals great sex
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of course will be in shock, but i think we could figure it out lot more earlier before making out...If not next time before getting girl, i will be thinking how to make sure that????
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what will be your reaction if u were making out with a girl and suddenly u feel her cock(plus u didn't originally know she had a cock)

I would be absolutely delighted. The addition of a cock on a girl I find attractive enough to want to make out with would be a very good thing. It's one of my favorite fantasies.
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I would freak out after finding that and it would be a deal break that's no shit
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I would say great lets 69 now. No problem for me
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Think I would be surprised, but it wouldn't stop anything. More toys the better, right?
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I'd be seriously pissed. That's not the kind of thing you spring on a person. Imagine if a lesbian picked up a hot chick in a bar, took her home, the girl goes down and eats her out to a nice orgasm. When the lesbian woman goes to return the favor, she's presented with a dick. I'm sure she'd be just as pissed, and rightly so! That's lying and deceptive and likely to get a person hurt if the wrong dude is involved.



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I would probably ask if she would fuck me in return!
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I already have one of those, what the hell am I going to do with another one? Surprise my ass, I’m out of there!