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Spoil my Wish

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So, the way this works, is someone wishes for something. Then the next person says 'Granted' but then goes on to say something that spoils it. Then they make a wish and so on...

For example.

Person 1. I wish I could find my dildo!

Person 2. Granted, but the batteries are flat.

I wish I had bigger tits


I'll start.

I wish I had a penguin!

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Lurker
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Granted...... but they come in difficult to open wrappers


I want a tablet for Christmas
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Granted....... but the bottles can be difficult to open

I want a Fairy Godmother to grant me a wish.
Head Penguin
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Granted..... but she turns out to be a charlatan and you turn into a frog


I wish chocolate was free!

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Lurker
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granted.. but now you weigh 300 pounds and can't fit throgh the door of the chocolate store

i wish i was in the uk with kiera
Active Ink Slinger
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Granted but she is on a plane to the US as you are on plane to UK

I wish I had a million dollars


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Lurker
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Granted, but the IRS takes all of it

I wish I was taller
Lurker
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Granted but you have extremely short arms.

I wish I was a plastic surgeon.
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Granted..but now you are put on the shelf with the plastic army men

I wish I was one of Santa's elves.
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Granted, your bank account is forever empty due to the amount of presents you have to continually need to buy

I wish for a cuddle
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Granted but you would soon find you are cuddling with a bear.

I wish I could get to know some of the hot women here better.
Lurker
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Granted. But they all turn out to be pot bellied truck drivers from Milwaukee.

I wish I hadn't chosen that colour paint for the bedroom.
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Granted...but you are now color blind

I wish a certain guy at work would ask me out.
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Granted.
As you spot his drivers licence on the dash of his car, you hear a solid "Thunk", as of locks closing, and read the name....H. Lechter as he turns and smiles.....

I wish weekends lasted longer.
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Granted...but you now work weekends

I wish I had a maid
Active Ink Slinger
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Granted, but by doing so, I've made your nothing into something!

I wish for some mild weather.
Lurker
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Mild sure but you live in northern Alaska

I wish for a dolphin
Lurker
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Grant, but kiss you for every jump out of the water this dolphin does.

I wish for a shark.
Lurker
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Granted but he runs from my dolphin

I wish for a sun ray
Lurker
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Granted, but it will be difficult cz in whole Europe is not much sun today...

Our house is great enough for two major aquariums love... We will keep both. Kisses...

I wish a day off at the beach...
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Granted... Unfortunately the day is January 1st, the wind chill is at -10 and your only wearing a bathing suit... smile

I wish for a night of wild passion...
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Lurker
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Granted.....You just received a bottle of Wild Passion Cherry Juice.

I wish I could transport myself anywhere at any time
Lurker
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Granted....... but you might not like what you find when you get there.




I wish I could go to another Christmas meal tonight
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Granted smile

Chocolate oranges now contain a million calories!!

I wish for an Aston Martin car xx
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Granted smile

Chocolate oranges now contain a million calories!!

I wish for an Aston Martin car xx
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Granted!! and you get two for the double post!! =D ... Unfortunately they crashed into each other during delivery and are beyond repair... sad

I wish for dinner with a sexy lady...
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
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Granted. But then her husband turns up.

I wish for a good book