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Accurate size measurements and guys

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fetishdoll
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Ok, serious question because I honestly don't understand. What is it about guys and measurements? Is it training from school? Are you taught as young boys that in order for anything to have meaning you need to measure and record that measurement in a story? Because it seems odd to me that breasts can't be accurately described unless they are 36C or DD or whatever. And of course there is the size of the cock. It always has to be accurate down to the millimeter.

Why not just say she has large breasts or huge melons or rolling hills of soft flesh or the old BIG JUGGIES! Also, in Hitchcock (pun intended) fashion, why not just say you have a huge shlong or the thunder beast or great sacrificial spear or destiny...hell anything is more creative and interesting to read than my 8.1444569 cock.

PS: Not really angry about this, there is much, MUCH sarcasm in my voice while I write this. I just can't get that across in writing. However I seriously do want to know what's up with needing measurements? Thanks. I'll check back in a few days.
DBarclay
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Who cares ... I just like your avatar ...
Jude
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I've never considered this before. I think you're absolutely right about guys and measurements, but I've never thought about it. Maybe I'm just shallow. Maybe THAT's this issue?
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I've noticed that as well. Maybe it's because they're more right brained than women. We're more creative and emotional, they're more analytical.

I never measure a man by what he has in his pants. It takes more than a dick to make a man IMHO.
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I'm not a guy but I agreed with the thread starter and had to say so. LOL!
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I think it's because they spend too much time at Home Depot.

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Actually fetishdoll you have a good point! I seldom describe women breasts by size in a story and definately use descriptive terms. But I am sometimes, not always, guilty as charged in using the ali home depot concept in stories when describing men.

I stand (sit actually) humbled by your conciseness and shall endevor to change my nasty ways.

btw, when we guys measure ourselves, I always wondered if we should measure along the top of the cock at the belly to the tip or from the base underside to the tip. It's ususally longer!
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Actually fetishdoll you have a good point! I seldom describe women breasts by size in a story and definately use descriptive terms. But I am sometimes, not always, guilty as charged in using the ali home depot concept in stories when describing men.

I stand (sit actually) humbled by your conciseness and shall endevor to change my nasty ways.

btw, when we guys measure ourselves, I always wondered if we should measure along the top of the cock at the belly to the tip or from the base underside to the tip. It's ususally longer!


Does it really matter how you measure yourself? For me it's how you use it and how compatable you are with your lover. But if you need to measure, I think it would be more fun to have her do it, no?
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Actually fetishdoll you have a good point! I seldom describe women breasts by size in a story and definately use descriptive terms. But I am sometimes, not always, guilty as charged in using the ali home depot concept in stories when describing men.

I stand (sit actually) humbled by your conciseness and shall endevor to change my nasty ways.

btw, when we guys measure ourselves, I always wondered if we should measure along the top of the cock at the belly to the tip or from the base underside to the tip. It's ususally longer!


Does it really matter how you measure yourself? For me it's how you use it and how compatable you are with your lover. But if you need to measure, I think it would be more fun to have her do it, no?


Hmmmm.... can see women generally have no sense of humour on this topic. My line (only the measuring part, I take festishdolls view as totally valid) was a complete spoof!
Of course how you use it is the only worth while critera! And you cannot be your own judge unless you have never done nothing but masterbate, then again, what wouold you compare it to.

And yes, I do know how long my dick is, but only because it has been measured by partners for the fun of it. Never done it for myself.
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Actually fetishdoll you have a good point! I seldom describe women breasts by size in a story and definately use descriptive terms. But I am sometimes, not always, guilty as charged in using the ali home depot concept in stories when describing men.

I stand (sit actually) humbled by your conciseness and shall endevor to change my nasty ways.

btw, when we guys measure ourselves, I always wondered if we should measure along the top of the cock at the belly to the tip or from the base underside to the tip. It's ususally longer!


Does it really matter how you measure yourself? For me it's how you use it and how compatable you are with your lover. But if you need to measure, I think it would be more fun to have her do it, no?


Hmmmm.... can see women generally have no sense of humour on this topic. My line (only the measuring part, I take festishdolls view as totally valid) was a complete spoof!
Of course how you use it is the only worth while critera! And you cannot be your own judge unless you have never done nothing but masterbate, then again, what wouold you compare it to.

And yes, I do know how long my dick is, but only because it has been measured by partners for the fun of it. Never done it for myself.


I certainly wasn't trying to be humorless, although I can see why you thought I was. But you must admit, men ARE obsessed with the size of their cocks.

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What is it about guys and measurements?


You've got bras with various sizes.

You've got women talking about guys' schlongs, saying,"Size DOES matter."

You've got Viagra commercials showing the woman and man smiling because he apparently used the product to their satisfaction.

There's a whole television series about a doctor doing breast implants and going into much discussion about what size the woman says she wants.

Our society is at the point now where there's a huge increase in teens wanting breast implants.

I reject the notion that it's all about guys requiring measurements. Fascination with measurements seems to be across our whole society.
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It is now, IMO but, it wasn't always that way. Long before women were worried about being a size zero men were talking about their penis size.

I think the woman in the Viagra commercial is happy cause he CAN get it up no matter what size it is.

We didn't start the bra thing either. It was thrust upon us by men. LOL
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"He thrust his huge manhood inside me, it stretched me wide open, it must have been at least 24.65cm long and 11.65cm wide"

Yes, we see all too many of those lines in stories

Interesting point Rocco.

DB, cutting to the quick as ever
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Sweeeeet! I finally started a lively and fun thread! I'm so proud of myself. =d>

So....societies to blame you say? Maybe, or maybe guys just spend way too much time thinking about COCK! Hmmmm...

But seriously, this is good lively discussion. I think we are getting close to something here. But let's not get distracted by conversations bout "size matters", the original point isn't does size matter. That debate has always raged on and I can tell you that size matters in several ways (sometimes big just HURTS!) and not just the size of a guys dick. Boob size matters, look at mine now that I've posted a pic for my avatar...IBTC. I know about boob size and I embrace my lack of boob in several ways in my stories. So get off the size thing...women are horrible when it comes to boob size, men are horrible when it comes to boob and dick size.

All I want to know is why everything has to always have accurate measurements. It always has to be exactly calculated and as you said, where do you start?

Also, just so you know, bra size isn't always consistent and there are ways to move up a notch or two if you know what you are doing. Guys can't do that...muuuuhaha!

- Paula
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I do believe I started my post in this conversation by agreeing with fetishdoll, but once again I find myself agreeing on another point of hers. This is certainlygetting lively.

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Nice avatar, 'Doll. Is that you?

As for measurements being included, there are times when I use them. Most of the time, I find that not using them takes the reader on their own ride, letting them fill in their own blanks.
When I have used measurements, it's because I am immersed in my imagery, and it allows me to capture my own picture of the moments written about.

I don't like perfect women. I'm not a perfect man.

God, I could use a steak right now!
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Well all I can say is ..after my reduction surgery
I am quite happy with my 10in stump
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Quote by roccotool
What is it about guys and measurements?


You've got bras with various sizes.

You've got women talking about guys' schlongs, saying,"Size DOES matter."

You've got Viagra commercials showing the woman and man smiling because he apparently used the product to their satisfaction.

There's a whole television series about a doctor doing breast implants and going into much discussion about what size the woman says she wants.

Our society is at the point now where there's a huge increase in teens wanting breast implants.

I reject the notion that it's all about guys requiring measurements. Fascination with measurements seems to be across our whole society.


Can you quantify that?
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Seems pretty straight forward to me Ali!
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Quantify what?

I just don't like being stereotyped and told I am like this guy or that.

So get off the size thing.


I'm a breast man and prefer large breasts. Since it's my story, I will include descriptions of them. It's really as simple as that.
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Amen, Rocco! I give you an AA...or maybe (lessee...)--a score of 38DD--no, FF!
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I like it when descriptions of body parts are included in stories, but could do without the actual measurements. If the writer makes things too obvious, it takes the fun out of it for me and my overactive imagination.
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Ok, I thought about starting a new topic but this question seems related...do erections really rage? I always read 'raging erection' and who knows, I may have even used it in a story but do they really rage? I envision his one eye all red and he is running around with "the rage" attacking everything in site. raging -->

To be fair I've also read "throbbing pussy" but I'm not really sure that's accurate and it seems to actually have an effect on men. Observe ---

As I read this, my fingers linger over my throbbing pussy while I ache for the touch of a reader's tongue.

Oh lord, now I'm going to be attacked by chat windows next time I'm online. But see...but the opposite,

As I read this, I grab my raging erection and wrestle that sucker to the ground where he spits and screams for ...

Ok, see...not the same effect.

Anyway, thought it might be fun to point out silly references to cocks and pussy...I'm sure you'll find a few in my stories...I've actually been trying to go a little wild lately. This is just for fun, no real attacks on anyone...just trying to keep the post alive.

SO get your hand off your 8.5643 cock and tell me whats what.
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Quote by DBarclay
Well all I can say is ..after my reduction surgery
I am quite happy with my 10in stump


Verry funny, D! LMAO
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To be fair I've also read "throbbing pussy" but I'm not really sure that's accurate and it seems to actually have an effect on men. Observe ---


You have never gotten excited enough that your pussy throbs? I know I have been that excited before...LOL
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hey my friend used to tell me jokes about the measurements. I forgot most of them, will post here when i could recall them. i still remember this one, it was originally a lot nicer poem but let me try my best to rewrite it.

''just 3 when flaccid
plus 2 with viagra
9 when you lied on the internet
only f**king 5 when i actually found out and had a fight''

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yes it dose rage. the blood flow is pounding and he feels like it will rip apart.
As far as size as long as it is large enough to do the job of pleasuring your partner.
Carpe Diem

Red out
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By that argument, does a woman's biological clock really tick?