EXAMPLE:
The person above you wakes up in a hospital bed and you are the 1st person they see. You say:
I told you the bedroom trapeze was a bad idea...
I told you that everything on the internet wasn't the truth. Can construct a plane that way.
I'm your nurse and I'm here to debride your wounds..sponge bath to follow.
I recognize your perfume from my last hospital stay!
I told you to lay off those steroids! But noooohhhh! You did not listen to me! Dumbass Prick!
docs say you are pregnant...WTF
KK finally relented and almost fucked you to death
sorry but you did say BITE
Say, Babe. You want me to fuck you here or wait until we get to your place? ;D
i tried to tell you bumper cars was bad place for oral... hope they can sew it back on
What's wrong? Are you afraid that I might get you pregnant or something?
hell no, never get into these panties
I took your temperature with my 'special thermometer'.
Say, Babe. Would you like to join us and make it a threesome?
Told you not to take double dose of viagra.
Wholly shit! Sorry, Pal! I didn't know that she's your wife!
If I'm not mistaken, that zucchini is actually stuck up your ass.
You have been admitted to cure your obsession with wax, we will keep you locked down to this bed until we feel you are not a threat to others.
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
hey bailey i heard you were laughing so hard you fell off your bar stool...heehee
Kiera's laughed too much today, too. As for curious, we benefited from his memory loss and he is an obedient waxing victim.
Sorry, when I kissed you like that I never thought you would faint....
awwww kk, so sorry but while you were passed out me an bailey decided to give you a wax job but we were all out of wax so we used super glue. we got all that hair off your crotch and don't worry the doctors say with a few skin grafts your pussy will be as pretty as ever....heehee
so when are we going out for dinner date as you promised me.....no excuse
