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Happy Birthday Dirty Sanch...I mean Dirty Martini!

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nicola
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Happy Birthday Alan!

Thanks for everything you bring to the site, few people here are more knowledgeable about the publishing industry.



Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
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DM throws the best parties:





But since it's your birthday (I hope your suction power is good):






Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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CurlyGirly
CurlyFries
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Happy Birthday, DM! Hope it's a good one!


DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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Quote by nicola
Happy Birthday Alan!

Thanks for everything you bring to the site, few people here are more knowledgeable about the publishing industry.



Lol...that's a scary thought that I might be considered the knowledgeable one around here...

Damn, I might have nightmares tonight just thinking about that one...let me ponder this for a while...

Thanks for the well-wishes and kind words though Nic...

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Guest
Lurker
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happy birthday Alan!



Buz
The Linebacker
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I hope you have a truly awesome birthday Alan Dirty Martini!!!


Saga
Sergeant Turnip
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Happy birthday!!! smile
Ravyn
Cock Connoisseur
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Happy Birthday Alan

nicola
Matriarch
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Quote by DirtyMartini


Lol...that's a scary thought that I might be considered the knowledgeable one around here...


Yeah, it's a bit of a worry really!

But then again, you do belong to 136 story sites, 219 discussion boards, have 143,901 twitter followers, and published a couple of poems (allegedly).

I hope the head is sore and you're in recovery mode.
Guest
Lurker
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Many happy returns Alan! Hope you have a fun-filled birthday!


Dancing_Doll
Alpha Blonde
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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fun one!





sugarbabe
Active Ink Slinger
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Happy Birthday Dirty M...


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


scooter
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Hey DM,

Sorry I'm late again, I was out rounding up some new tweeter fans for you dude!



Happy Birthday ole buddy

scooter
Nikki703
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Happy Belated Birthday!
keoloke
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Even 007 sold himself out of the Martini



You're the last one that can still n truly be called Martini... well, the Dirty one.. and still shaken not stirred

.. you'll do the shaken later.. hu?..am I still talking about a Martini?


Happy Birthday
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Liz
Scarlet Seductress
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Happy Belated Birthday Alan!
Hope you had a dirty one ;)

DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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But then again, you do belong to 136 story sites,



Ha Ha, very funny Nic...it's only 135 btw...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, those martinis look great...and nice of you to bring your friends to the party Scooter...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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Quote by nicola


But then again, you do belong to 136 story sites,



Ha Ha, very funny Nic...it's only 135 btw...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, those martinis look great...and nice of you to bring your friends to the party Scooter...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
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I liked the direction you were initially heading there, Nic.

Happy 39th birthday Alan. Did you go anywhere special or unique, like say... Mustard Road?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Mazza
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Hey Alan, sorry to be so very very late...

Wanted to wish you a happy birthday all the same...



(grrr, trust me to mess it up!! No more than you expected though?)