You're SO UGLY that when your dog humps your leg he has to imagine it's someone else's leg...
xx Steph.
(You get the idea...)
Proceed...
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
YOU'RE SO UGLY that when you were born the Midwife slapped your mom....
xx SF
You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head.
You're so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with you.
You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
You so ugly, you went to the haunted house and came out with an application.
Your so ugly because you were bashed with an ugly stick.
you're so ugly even in your dreams you can't get in the three some
You're so ugly...the scarecrows in your garden died of fright!
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
It's an oldie, but...
You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
You so ugly, even your mother won't kiss you.
You so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist," in your shower.
you're so ugly your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company
You're so ugly you're the poster child for wanting an abortion...
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
†Jinxy Approved†
You're so ugly, your picture is in the dictionary under "ugly"
You're so ugly, you go trick-or-treating and get more candy then your kids--without putting on a costume.
You are so ugly, when you walk by a toilet, it flushes.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
You're do ugly, your doctor is a veterinarian.
Your so ugly, you have to sneak up to a mirror