Homer:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
Bart:
Let me get this right. We are behind the other kids, so we are going to go slower to catch up?
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
When they put this one into a clip show, it lost a lot of its punch. But when you watch the original from S2 E14, "Principal Charming," it gets a lot funnier, especially when Moe starts to chew out Skinner by mistake.
Bart: [Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner] Excuse me, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer? Homer who?
Bart: Homer... Sexual.
Moe: Just a minute.
[announces to the bar]
Moe: Uhh Homer Sexual? Aw come on! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
[Patrons laugh]
Homer Simpson: [laughing] Don't look at me.
Marge on a date:
"Mimosa?"
"Please, I'm a married woman, don't call me that."
"No, Marge its the name of the drink."
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"A family outing? I'll start, lisa's gay!"
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"A family outing? I'll start, lisa's gay!"
