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Location: Ireland
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Homer:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Bart:
Let me get this right. We are behind the other kids, so we are going to go slower to catch up?
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
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When they put this one into a clip show, it lost a lot of its punch. But when you watch the original from S2 E14, "Principal Charming," it gets a lot funnier, especially when Moe starts to chew out Skinner by mistake.
Bart: [Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner] Excuse me, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer? Homer who?
Bart: Homer... Sexual.
Moe: Just a minute.
[announces to the bar]
Moe: Uhh Homer Sexual? Aw come on! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
[Patrons laugh]
Homer Simpson: [laughing] Don't look at me.
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Marge on a date:
"Mimosa?"
"Please, I'm a married woman, don't call me that."
"No, Marge its the name of the drink."
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"A family outing? I'll start, lisa's gay!"
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"A family outing? I'll start, lisa's gay!"
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Comic Book Guy talking to a woman at the Bi Mon Sci Fi Con:
"Hey, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?"
"Comb the sweet tarts out of your beard and, you're on!"
"Don't try to change me, baby."
Hehe. :)
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"Doh!!"
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