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Is WD40 a good spermicidal lube?

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sprite
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Sprite - tackling the real issues since 2010.

(And no).
WellMadeMale
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The basic ingredient is fish oil. If your partner is so tight she squeaks when she walks and she gets pregnant if thinking about sex, it may be just what the doctor ordered.

Perhaps Lush needs some testing performed. Any volunteers?
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TheDevilsWeakness
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Only if you squeak... Not too sure about the spermicidal part. (Someone take away her booze... she's had enough)
pixiedust65
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I always use Pam. It keeps you from sticking together as well as lubrication. If you get the shit with olive oil in it, you get moisturized as well. As for spermicide, have sex standing up, everyone knows you can't get pregnant standing up. Duh.

kylie_kained
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No Idea wouldn't try it trust or contemplate it.
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I actually googled this question and didn't expect any answers, but google being what it is.... found several. People ACTUALLY want to know the answer to this question, so good for you Spritey!

Here's what google had to say....... however.......... Everybody knows you can't believe everything you read on the internet so i would just give it a go and see what happens. It's only a lubricant right??

"WD40 is not actually a lubricant - its a solvent. There is no way to know for certain how this would affect someone - companies don't test industrial solvents on human vaginas to see what effect it will have. At a minimum it will cause severe burning and irritation. It might also make her feel sick if the chemicals are absorbed into the bloodstream.

The chemicals are not poisonous, but the risks of damage to the ovaries or uterus are unknown. The chemical could possibly alter the uterine lining in a manner that causes abnormal periods or prevents a person from having a child sometime in the future, but these risks are unknown. If you care even slightly about your girlfriend, you should convince her that this is a very stupid idea."


Obviously THAT person doesn't know what they are talking about!
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I can always find something to make me giggle on here!!!! Thanks!
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Oh dear god! No!!!

There are internet hoaxes that claim that WD-40 is fish oil based and nontoxic. That is untrue and dangerous. WD-40 is a petrolium distallate solvent famous for dissolving rust etc..

You do not want that stuff on or inside your body, particularly on or around mucous membranes where it is more easilly absorbed.

Use it on your bike, your lawn mower, a squeaky hinge or office chair mechanism and keep it away from your pussy!
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I actually googled this question and didn't expect any answers, but google being what it is.... found several. People ACTUALLY want to know the answer to this question, so good for you Spritey!

Here's what google had to say....... however.......... Everybody knows you can't believe everything you read on the internet so i would just give it a go and see what happens. It's only a lubricant right??

"WD40 is not actually a lubricant - its a solvent. There is no way to know for certain how this would affect someone - companies don't test industrial solvents on human vaginas to see what effect it will have. At a minimum it will cause severe burning and irritation. It might also make her feel sick if the chemicals are absorbed into the bloodstream.

The chemicals are not poisonous, but the risks of damage to the ovaries or uterus are unknown. The chemical could possibly alter the uterine lining in a manner that causes abnormal periods or prevents a person from having a child sometime in the future, but these risks are unknown. If you care even slightly about your girlfriend, you should convince her that this is a very stupid idea."


Obviously THAT person doesn't know what they are talking about!


thank you - it's been bothering me for days now! *hugs* smile

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WellMadeMale
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If you get the shit with olive oil in it, you get moisturized as well.


Moisturizing? You are kinky aren't you?

I prefer to avoid the shit with the olive oil in it and the olive oil with the shit in it, too. But hey, who am I to judge.
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Moisturizing? You are kinky aren't you?

I prefer to avoid the shit with the olive oil in it and the olive oil with the shit in it, too. But hey, who am I to judge.


Now now, don't be a hater. Olive oil actually is a good moisturizer, it only becomes kinky depending on what body part your moisturizing.
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Be careful when using the WD4o spray can and don't get any on your eye. Damn that hurts! Then the doctor makes you wear a patch for a week and everybody thinks you're a pirate. Aaaaaargh I hate that! Shiver me timbers!
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Have all the insane questions been asked now?......somehow I doubt it.
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What, the Crisco vegetable oil ain't workin for ya?



I think Minnie would agree with you...




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Moisturizing? You are kinky aren't you?

I prefer to avoid the shit with the olive oil in it and the olive oil with the shit in it, too. But hey, who am I to judge.


This sounds like Anal Lube to me!
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Works For Them!!

pixiedust65
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According to that picture it is the cheapest option. So maybe it is the lube of the poor people....and robots.
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When the perch are feeling lazy out on Lake Erie, I squirt a dab on my minnow. ( my baited hooks, not my sausage link)
Apparently, what ever's in that stuff attracts the fish!
WellMadeMale
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Band aids next to the condoms. Pretty sure those are stocked correctly.
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(ahem....in my best hick voice) awwww hell ya, dubyadeefordy will fix ya rat up to greez her coochie and kill yourun swimmers daid! now if'n yor a lookin' to git in her backside alley git you some axel greez fur that thar hole fur yer pole.


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may work on gingers!
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I always use Pam. It keeps you from sticking together as well as lubrication. If you get the shit with olive oil in it, you get moisturized as well. As for spermicide, have sex standing up, everyone knows you can't get pregnant standing up. Duh.




LOL falling off chair.
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Okay this was FUN. I think I'll go shopping for lingerie or shoes now? You kill me Rach!
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The basic ingredient is fish oil.


The problem with that is it won't cover up any fishy oders...what you really need is the Bacon Lube...goes great with a side of eggs...I mean side of legs...

I have no idea what I mean...


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The problem with that is it won't cover up any fishy oders...


Your a brave man DirtyMartini.
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I always use Pam. It keeps you from sticking together as well as lubrication. If you get the shit with olive oil in it, you get moisturized as well. As for spermicide, have sex standing up, everyone knows you can't get pregnant standing up. Duh.



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