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How do you catch a cougar?
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Quote by BruceWayne
Two years ago my mother and I had sex. We were both drunk and we did it 3 times that night. It was the best sex of my life but she refuses to continue because she says its not right. How can I convince her to let me have her again and continue to be with me?
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Wow you changed your tune hey? 
You really ought to get familiar with site guidelines.
You really ought to get familiar with site guidelines.
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Thanks for the heads up
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maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
honey catch??seriously???like a disease???
ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar
be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...
ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her
make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed
and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you
honey catch??seriously???like a disease???
ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar
be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...
ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her
make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed
and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you
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Pardon my ignorance but what is a cougar (other than the large feline indigenous to the USA) and are there any tigers, jaguars (not the nifty British car) leopards or cheetahs?
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Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar)
Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves.
Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole.
Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves.
Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole.
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As pointed out, you don't have to "catch" anything. But in all honesty, some women like to be pursued, and others like to pursue. That applies to women of all ages and women who like younger, similar age, or older men. There is no "trick". You need to keep your eyes open and provide for them what they will clearly show you they want. But I advise being YOURSELF above all else. Trying to impress or be something you are not, only causes problems.... because you will always revert back to your true self. If that is not what they want..... find someone who does want that. You will both be much happier and fulfilled that way.
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I love cougars. I always have hoped to be seduced by an older woman. Especially when I was a teenager. Still I think older women are very sexy.
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Quote by scooter
Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar)
Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves.
Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole.
Scoot, you're such a charmer, you!
OP: Sorry no help. Younger men aren't my thing.
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Quote by blazestcyr
maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
Classic. Too funny!
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I have batman in mine and I catch a lot. Maybe its cause I'm a hunter
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Quote by BelleduJour
How about you start with NOT calling us cougars
I couldn't agree more. I also agree with blazestcyr as well. We are just older women - approach us as you would any other woman. Just know we've probably seen and heard it all - so please be yourself.
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Hey Bruce Wayne, below is a picture of a cougar. You can go to wikipedia and type in how to capture a cougar. Here in Lush there are beautiful hot sexy women, young and mature. Make sure you know the difference. Kapeesh..........
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Older woman seduced me once. I guess I was putting out a good vibe, and she "caught" me. It was awesome. So, just put yourself in their company (there are bars that Cougars frequent) and be yourself.
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Sweetie, you don't catch cougars, cougars catch you
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This. ^^
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I remember being at a camp ground and the park warden was telling us about the area. He said to stay to the main trail and we might see or hear a bear. But if we went off the main trail, we would never see or hear the cougar that was following us. You don't catch a cougar. I married a younger man (slightly) and he didn't see it coming! He sees me cumming all the time now though...
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Quote by BruceWayne
How do you catch a cougar?
As has been already suggested, the cougar is hungry for a good hunk of meat for dinner, so when they see what they want they will pounce on it.
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If you've got what she is looking for, she'll find you.
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I agree with you Ls63563.... I have a real experience. They know how to get young innocent guys... I was new to Canada and she helped me and at the same time she got me, spoiled me .. I learned a lot from her.. she thought me many things. She helped me with my English and lent her car to learn driving - She is awesome
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Yes, we can be quite...awesome!
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You can't catch us cougars. Even if you think you have, it is actually the other way around. We want you to think you have caught us, but we laid the trap out for you long before you even knew it!
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Quote by Ls63563
If you've got what she is looking for, she'll find you.
should we have a little hand held sign? like the coyote has off loony-tunes :P
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No sigh necessary. You are probably interviewed frequently and have never realized it. The coyote you mention is an excellent example because I find many young men to be almost as smart as that coyote. They will have almost as much success chasing me as the coyote does chasing the roadrunner.
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Older woman seduced me once. I guess I was putting out a good vibe, and she "caught" me. It was awesome. So, just put yourself in their company (there are bars that Cougars frequent) and be yourself.
Most of the time, the very last person that guy's should be are "themselves". If it was as simple as that, there'd be no internet and no porn. Only be "yourself" if you're interesting and fun. If you can pick up cougars in bars then you can be yourself ;) if you're asking the question how to pick up women/cougars....be anyone but yourself.
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Quote by blazestcyr
maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
honey catch??seriously???like a disease???
ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar
be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...
ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her
make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed
and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you
You mean you're not fighting the urge to be his catwoman.....? ;)