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What Is Your Breast Size, Please?

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What is your breast size, please?
Shylass
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whats ur breast size


What's your braincell size?

P.S. I edited your question so you don't get picked on for lazy text typing and rudeness.
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What is your breast size, please?


Just right, thanks.

How tiny is your cock?


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Quote by Shylass


What's your braincell size?

P.S. I edited your question so you don't get picked on for lazy text typing and rudeness.


Nice one Daisy, manners are definitely gonna change the result of the replies here for Ranbir, I'm sure of it!
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I dont have breasts.. just nipples..
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Some where between 30A and 44GG. Use your imagination, I'm sure you are good at that!
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ask your mom first
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oh, father, i am so ashamed.

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ask your mom first


Now that wasnt nice! LOL
CurlyGirly
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I don't know. Can't get the tape measure around them anymore. I tried to go with an understated look.
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About the same size as a small chicken's breasts. Wait, hang on, I'm not a woman, am I?
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This should have been a poll. Possible answers could been "fried eggs", "spaniel ears", "dead-heat in a balloon race" etc
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This should have been a poll. Possible answers could been "fried eggs", "spaniel ears", "dead-heat in a balloon race" etc


hey don't forget "Are you lactating?" and "God damn, you must have a bad back"
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hey don't forget "Are you lactating?" and "God damn, you must have a bad back"


I actually really do have a bad back...
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I actually really do have a bad back...


I KNOW!! You were my inspiration xx
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WOW, AS A LOVER OF HUMOR, THESE ANSWERS HAVE MADE MY DAY & I'M STILL SMILING..
HAD I READ THIS YESTERDAY I WOULD HAVE HAD AN EXCELLENT ANSWER TO THE QUESTION..
WHAT IMPORTANT LESSON HAVE YOU LEARNED IN LIFE...

NEVER ASK A QUESTION ON- LUSH FORUMS.. JOEL
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Wow, as a lover of humor, these answers have made my day and I'm still smiling.

Had I read this yesterday, I would have had an excellent answer to this question:

What important lesson have you learned in life?

The answer is, "Never ask a question on Lush forums".

Love, Joel.


Also, people take offence when other people write in all capitals. It's the virtual equivalent of SHOUTING!

But it's okay, I fixed it for you. Happy New Year!



And this is for the misfit mineral lass:

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Shylass, I thank you for correcting my oversight & screw up..Sorry about the unwanted noise, but I'm hard of hearing, also bothered by failing eye sight..so the Caps are easier for me to read...
I will try to re-frame from duplicating this same unacceptable act of rocking the boat... thank you again....
Quick question, do you like / enjoy humor??
Wishing you & yours a very HAPPY NEW YEAR,filled with love, good friends,excellent health...Joel
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Asking the Gals what size their breasts are is humor??



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Are you including manboobs ... just say if you are and I will measure mine and let you know (damn I hope I spelt everything correctly).
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More than ample for the right woman.
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I do believe I've answered this question before, in another thread that asked the SAME question.
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Is this a "classification" poll to decide with which class person with which you might try to form a relationship?
What difference does breast size make in a relationship?
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Thanks Grampy I couldn't of said it any better
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Shylass, I thank you for correcting my oversight & screw-up... Sorry about the unwanted noise, but I'm hard of hearing, also bothered by failing eye sight, so the capitals are easier for me to read.

I will try to refrain from duplicating this same unacceptable act of rocking the boat. Thank you again.

Quick question, do you like/enjoy humor??

Wishing you and yours a very HAPPY NEW YEAR, filled with love, good friends, and excellent health... Joel


You're very welcome.

Have you tried experimenting with the colour of your browser, and using the Control button in conjunction with the +/- buttons to make the words bigger or smaller? That way, you won't be accused of shouting at people, but will still be able to read well.

Yes, I love humour, particularly bad puns, cracker-worthy jokes, and farting.

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Sisters I can not believe you even give such a juvenile the time of day on this subject.wy73ZHJ13pDfAGpx
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Sisters I can not believe you even give such a juvenile the time of day on this subject.L4cnykooFh5JbxrA


My mum taught me it was kind to play with the unfortunate.
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My mum taught me it was kind to play with the unfortunate.


Your right Shylass I should have shown more class than I did. Please Lushies try and forgive me.