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Have you ever flirted with a cop to get out of ab ticket or flashed him
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Fantasy vs. Reality people...seriously.
I'm sure you'd also like to think that we fuck the postman every time he delivers a package.
Quote by CurlyGirly
YES!!!
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
Quote by Nikki703
YUK!! The guy who reads the gas meter is much hotter!!HAHA
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