What are those little tell-tale signs on Lush profiles that give you (for little or no reason) cause to pause before going any further?
I think my top 5 would be...
5. "I have an open relationship with my husband, who often uses this account too"
4. "I'm a writer and part-time stripper"
3. "I've recently found a great dating website..."
2. "I'm 19 but i'm often told I look a lot younger"
1. "Location: Canada"
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@crazydiamond you read it right, She just put her own spin on it.
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All of the above plus Husband and wife account but only the husband ever seems to be online.
1. Been here for over a month with no avatar
2. Having pics that show both face and genitals open for everyone to see. Odds are that then it's not them.
3. Crappy typing. If u writ lik dis then I wont frind u cuz u seem lik a fucking idiot with the intellect of a dead sheep.
4. Completely empty bio and tons of friends.
5. If you have boybands or JB in your music taste. Then I will find you and slam you in the head with your crappy ipod.
1. Women who claim they're exclusively here for women, even though they're listed as bisexual. Personal preference is one thing, but I'm talking about the ones that are completely shrewd when it comes to the male species.
2. Women with public albums for all the world to see that includes "friends".
3. Couples with the same account.
4. Guys (and some women) who crank out several grammatically incorrect forum posts a day asking about a specific sex's sexual activities and bodily functions.
5. People with no avatars but they have the Socialite and Enthusiast badge.
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My top 5 would be...
5. Couple accounts - whatever
4. Blank profiles - who friends these people and why???
3. Profiles with Socialite and Enthusiast badges and nothing else - it's clear you're an avid horny collector and that's about all
2. Profiles that post pics of their girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy's faces in compromising situations for everyone to see while their own faces remain anonymous - COME ON GIRLS!!!!
1. Listing their Skype/Yahoo/BBM/MSN information in their profile - how pathetic
5. multiple pictures of scantily clad women... With different faces... With different hair colors... With different tattoos, oh and pictures of Internet bloggers like brookelle bones or Katie babyfayce- whos existence I'm forced to actually be aware of as a direct result of this, and finally lets not forget the watermarks at the corners from websites like "bangbros"
4. twhylight or Stephenie Mayer mentioned anywhere on the profile.
3. someone with biebonic plague (the deadly cousin of bieber fever)
2. "LEZBIAN!!!111! NO MEN WHATSOEVAAAGHH CONTACT ME AT ALL AND YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REPORTED", which leads me to question exactly what one of these males would be reported for, if not for the fact of pointing out the spelling error in lezbian for their own benefit.
Seriously, caps and all. I've seen it.
1. names like sluttywhorevirgin, dirtyangelfaceswallower, 18inchfury, demonpenis, etc etc
I can come up with more but I'm limited to five.
I completely agree with the assessments of Nikki703 and eitfromthenorth. The one that really gets me is "what are you wearing?", sounds like someone with their dick in one hand and dialing a phone sex line with the other.
(What's with all the hating on Canadians these days??)
Only have time for one since I'm running late. (Thanks Lush and no self control) 
Also brothers and sisters sharing an account.
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