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worst pick up line you have ever heard

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yesterday I was out with my friends when some random guy came up to me and said "Is that a mirror in your back pocket because I see me in your pants."

I just laughed at him and walked away. Anyone else havbe one to share???
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someone came up and said that to you? Don't go there anymore. Since you were with friends and not alone I would have answered "mirror it's not clear, I like girls"

Anyway another stupid one "did it hurt when you fell form the sky.. angel?"

Answer is "no it didn't, but it hurts now looking at you"
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"Hey sweetie, I got a roll of salami for you, wanna go make a sandwich?"

Used by a friend of mine and actually worked, she thought he was hilarious and gave him points for creativity.
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My more recent ex approached me with "how much does a polar bear weigh?". I didn't even recognize when she said it that she was flirting with me.
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"You'll do"
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I had a male friend who would proposition loads of women in the pub or club he was in with: "You're gorgeous, wanna fuck?" (In fact that was how he first approached me.)

Needless to say, it never worked, but later (years later) he said that he reckoned it had about a 20% success rate, which isn't too bad... A bit like leafleting really.

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Not really a chat up line but "be my friend you hot little whore" was n't exactly the best friend request I've ever received!


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